Would you rather?

Ghost of a Duke

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31 May 17 18:15

Ghost of a Duke

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31 May 17 18:15

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1. Have hiccups for the rest of your life?

2. Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

wolfgang59

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31 May 17 19:05

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
1. Have hiccups for the rest of your life?

2. Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

I'd see another doctor given those choices.

Torunn

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31 May 17 19:10

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
1. Have hiccups for the rest of your life?

2. Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

I would do nothing of the kind.

Ghost of a Duke

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31 May 17 19:26

Originally posted by Torunn
I would do nothing of the kind.

Perhaps i should have said, 'If you HAD to choose.' (For a reason I haven't yet postulated).

Torunn

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31 May 17 19:29

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Perhaps i should have said, 'If you HAD to choose.' (For a reason I haven't yet postulated).

Then I would choose the second alternative. How would you choose?

Ghost of a Duke

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31 May 17 19:47

Originally posted by Torunn
Then I would choose the second alternative. How would you choose?

Probably the second. I think we should give the hiccups to Wolfgang.

huckleberryhound

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31 May 17 21:16

My guess is both would drive you to madness. So all they would do is shorten "the rest" part.

josephw

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31 May 17 21:28

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
1. Have hiccups for the rest of your life?

2. Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life?

3. Perpetual flatulence.

wolfgang59

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31 May 17 22:34

Originally posted by josephw
3. Perpetual flatulence.

God gave you a third option?
Cool.

Now please open a window.

wolfgang59

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31 May 17 22:35

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Probably the second. I think we should give the hiccups to Wolfgang.

You can't give the hiccups to another ... it isn't contagious.

Ghost of a Duke

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01 Jun 17 07:17

Originally posted by wolfgang59
You can't give the hiccups to another ... it isn't contagious.

I would give you a glass of water, and then startle you while you were drinking it, and in so doing cause a sudden, involuntary contraction of the diaphragm muscle.

wolfgang59

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01 Jun 17 08:00

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
I would give you a glass of water, and then startle you while you were drinking it, and in so doing cause a sudden, involuntary contraction of the diaphragm muscle.

Anyone catching me drinking water would be startled!