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I just demolished the coal bunker in the back yard, there's coal dust all over the place.
Drat, now I'll have to have a wash.......😲

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I just demolished the coal bunker in the back yard, there's coal dust all over the place.
Drat, now I'll have to have a wash.......😲
Too funny, you silly man.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I just demolished the coal bunker in the back yard, there's coal dust all over the place.
Drat, now I'll have to have a wash.......😲
About time you unwrapped the Imperial Leather! 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
About time you unwrapped the Imperial Leather! 😉
Drat drat and double drat, are you meant to unwrap it first?
Bugger, no wonder it was lasting so long - after the first year I was beginning to think it was just crap soap.
Thanks for the info.
😕

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Wow, I'm black!
Drat, now I'll have to have a wash.......😲
Compelled. Must. Make. Blatantly. Obvious. Joke......






ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK!



Forgiveness plees plees, early Monday morning; my will power is naught. 😞

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Originally posted by Natsia
Compelled. Must. Make. Blatantly. Obvious. Joke......






ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK!



Forgiveness plees plees, early Monday morning; my will power is naught. 😞
Natsia is a sexy name.

No, I am not hitting on you. You're probably a man anyway and if not you're probably ugly jailbait.

But it's still a hot name.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Natsia is a sexy name.

No, I am not hitting on you. You're probably a man anyway and if not you're probably ugly jailbait.

But it's still a hot name.
If you're not hitting on her then would you care to hit on me, my love?

😉 😏

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Originally posted by mikelom
If you're not hitting on her then would you care to hit on me, my love?

😉 😏
Oi! Get yer own ass kisser! This one's mine! 😛

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Originally posted by Natsia
Oi! Get yer own ass kisser! This one's mine! 😛
🙁 How was I to know? 🙁

Care for three at once?? 😛

mmmmmm now there's a thought! 😏

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Originally posted by mikelom
🙁 How was I to know? 🙁

Care for three at once?? 😛

mmmmmm now there's a thought! 😏
I have a retort filled with so many double entendres, its best to avoid comment on this occasion.

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Originally posted by Natsia
I have a retort filled with so many double entendres, its best to avoid comment on this occasion.
3 kisses...... ahum! That's how I read it.

Not......lol 😳

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Originally posted by mikelom
3 kisses...... ahum! That's how I read it.

Not......lol 😳
Now look whose thought processes are betraying them. 😛

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Now look whose thought processes are betraying them. 😛
I'm just a dirty old man! 🙁

You're a sweet kid, by all comparison. 😉

I don't need excuses to be past it! 🙁

-M

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Originally posted by mikelom
I'm just a dirty old man! 🙁

You're a sweet kid, by all comparison. 😉

I don't need excuses to be past it! 🙁

-M
Oh yes, I'm a sweet young kid, yes, but I also have a rather dirty mind as well, I don't have excuses though. 😕

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Oh yes, I'm a sweet young kid, yes, but I also have a rather dirty mind as well, I don't have excuses though. 😕
Well you are not old, so you haven't discovered how to create excuses yet! That's why you don't have any. Experience, of excuses, is a quality to be endowed. 😏

Maybe the Tower of London for you??...... 😕

Because there's lots of Ravens 😛

Sorry, couldn't resist.... 😏

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