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what the hell is this website anyway?

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Originally posted by uzless
what the hell is this website anyway?
Hell if I know.

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Originally posted by uzless
what the hell is this website anyway?
think about it

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its soooo co co co coldddd in there!

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Originally posted by MaxWax
its soooo co co co coldddd in there!
How cold is it?

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its hella cold yo

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
How cold is it?
...the cab drivers are wearing flannel turbans!

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
...the cab drivers are wearing flannel turbans!
The hell you say!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
How cold is it?
...hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
How cold is it?
Brass monkeys were running around with parts missing!

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Shhhh
it!

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
How cold is it?
...Richard Simmons started wearing pants.

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+10°C
People living in rented flats in Helsinki turn off the heating.
The Sami people plant flowers.

+5°C
The Sami people are sunbathing, if the sun still gets over the horizon.

+2°C
Italian cars don't start anymore.

0°C
Destilled water freezes.

-1°C
The breath becomes visible. Time to plan a vacation to the Mediterranean.
The Sami people eat ice cream and drink cold beer.

-4°C
The cat wants to share the bed with you.

-10°C
Time to plan a vacation to Africa.
The Sami people go swimming.

-12°C
Too cold for snowing.

-15°C
American cars don't start anymore.

-18°C
The house owners of Helsinki turn on the heating.

-20°C
The breath becomes audible.

-22°C
French cars don't start anymore.
Too cold for ice-skating.

-23°C
Politicians start to pity the homeless.

-24°C
German cars don't start anymore.

-26°C
You can cut building material for igloos out of the breath.

-29°C
The cat wants under you pyjamas.

-30°C
No real car starts anymore.
The Sami curse, kick the wheel, and start their lada.

-31°C
Too cold to kiss, the lips freeze together.
Lapland's football team starts the training for the spring.

-35°C
Time to plan a two-week-long hot bath.
The Sami people shovel the snow from the roof.

-39°C
Mercury freezes. Too cold to think.
The Sami people close the top shirt button.

-40°C
The car wants to share the bed with you.
The Sami people put on a sweater.

-44°C
My Finnish colleague considers closing the office window.

-45°C
The Sami people close the bathroom window.

-50°C
The sea lions leave Greenland.
The Sami people use mittens instead of gloves.

-70°C
The polar bears leave the North Pole.
At the University of Rovaniemi (Lapland), a cross-country ski tour is organized.

-75°C
Santa Claus leaves the Arctic Circle.
The Sami people put down the ear flaps of their cap.

-120°C
Alcohol is freezing. The consequence:
The Sami are cross.

-268°C
Helium becomes liquid.

-270°C
Hell freezes.

-273,15°C
Absolute zero. No movement of the elementary particles.
The Sami people admit: "Yes, it's a bit cool, give me another schnapps to suck."

(Source: http://www.glorie.de/Martti/Kalt.html )