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before i start to post does anyone feel offended by ya mum jokes(remembering that i am not directing this to anyone and all of the jokes i make will i will not mean or direct to anyone).

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Originally posted by jacko11
before i start to post does anyone feel offended by ya mum jokes(remembering that i am not directing this to anyone and all of the jokes i make will i will not mean or direct to anyone).
Yes, I am deeply offended by "ya mum"........... jokes😀

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Originally posted by jacko11
before i start to post does anyone feel offended by ya mum jokes(remembering that i am not directing this to anyone and all of the jokes i make will i will not mean or direct to anyone).
Those jokes offend me so much, I can hardly do your mom.

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ok are you serious or not

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Originally posted by jacko11
ok are you serious or not
what sexual position is used so that you can be certain of getting an ugly baby? You don't know? Ask yo Mama!

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yo mommas so fat she had to be baptised in the ocean

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yo momma is so fat she bends the space-time continuum

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your mum owes my dog **** money

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Ya Momma so ugly, the doctor slapped her face when she was born!

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Ya momma so stupid, she sold her car to get petrol money !!!

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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

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Yo Mama so fat, she stopped getting her period. And even worse they think she might have diabetes.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Yo Mama so fat
When you say that, it sounds like an entrée.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
When you say that, it sounds like an entrée.
You mean when you say it, right? Because you don't actually know what my voice sounds like. All you have to consider is your own inner voices' estimation of my speaking voice which is likely to sound like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

This is what you meant, right?

RIGHT??

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Yo mamma so fat she lives in 2 zip codes.