Ya mum Jokes

jacko11

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06 Nov 08

jacko11

Joined: 13 Aug 08
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06 Nov 08

before i start to post does anyone feel offended by ya mum jokes(remembering that i am not directing this to anyone and all of the jokes i make will i will not mean or direct to anyone).

Tactics

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Moves: 6945

06 Nov 08

Originally posted by jacko11
before i start to post does anyone feel offended by ya mum jokes(remembering that i am not directing this to anyone and all of the jokes i make will i will not mean or direct to anyone).

Yes, I am deeply offended by "ya mum"........... jokes😀

Ice Cold

Joined: 30 Aug 06
Moves: 28651

07 Nov 08

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Originally posted by jacko11
before i start to post does anyone feel offended by ya mum jokes(remembering that i am not directing this to anyone and all of the jokes i make will i will not mean or direct to anyone).

Those jokes offend me so much, I can hardly do your mom.

jacko11

Joined: 13 Aug 08
Moves: 538

07 Nov 08

ok are you serious or not

muppyman

Joined: 31 Dec 07
Moves: 6400

07 Nov 08

Originally posted by jacko11
ok are you serious or not

what sexual position is used so that you can be certain of getting an ugly baby? You don't know? Ask yo Mama!

jacko11

Joined: 13 Aug 08
Moves: 538

07 Nov 08

yo mommas so fat she had to be baptised in the ocean

Zahlanzi

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Moves: 29132

07 Nov 08

yo momma is so fat she bends the space-time continuum

knightwest

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Calvin's Treehouse

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07 Nov 08

your mum owes my dog **** money

Tactics

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07 Nov 08

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Ya Momma so ugly, the doctor slapped her face when she was born!

Tactics

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07 Nov 08

Ya momma so stupid, she sold her car to get petrol money !!!

Ice Cold

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07 Nov 08

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

darvlay

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Moves: 45179

07 Nov 08

Yo Mama so fat, she stopped getting her period. And even worse they think she might have diabetes.

Ice Cold

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Moves: 28651

07 Nov 08

Originally posted by darvlay
Yo Mama so fat

When you say that, it sounds like an entrée.

darvlay

Joined: 05 Jan 04
Moves: 45179

07 Nov 08

Originally posted by Ice Cold
When you say that, it sounds like an entrée.

You mean when you say it, right? Because you don't actually know what my voice sounds like. All you have to consider is your own inner voices' estimation of my speaking voice which is likely to sound like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

This is what you meant, right?

RIGHT??

YEAH BOY

Madison Square Garde

Joined: 03 Jan 06
Moves: 240017

07 Nov 08

Yo mamma so fat she lives in 2 zip codes.