Ya mum Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, they made up a holiday and called it 'Yo-Mama-ween'.

(Stole it from a TV commercial, but it's the best Yo Mama joke I've ever heard)

yo momma so dumb she starved in the supermarket

Your momma's so stupid that when she was tested for being a receptionist, and they wanted her to type 40 wpm, she broke down in tears saying "There's only letters on the keyboard!!"

yo momma so stupid she pooed yerself in the cubeicle

Originally posted by jacko11
before i start to post does anyone feel offended by ya mum jokes(remembering that i am not directing this to anyone and all of the jokes i make will i will not mean or direct to anyone).

yo momma so stupid she laughs when she hears yo momma jokes