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Originally posted by 7ate9
i got remanded on bail for a month & a bit. i can't wait to do my pre-sentence report as i'm gonna tell them everything. πŸ˜€. yep, i'm gonna blabber on about how at a chess site i take part in this dude xanthepants follows me and the people i like around with his hand on our bums, till one day i just flipped. i think his homosexual exhibits may just give me a show of ripping off the justice system to give me freeeeeedom.

chow, i'm off for a beer!
You're awfully lonely aren't you? I'm lonely too right now. Perhaps we could have a beer or two? You know. Talk. See how thing work out. And maybe, just maybe, if things turn out good I'll let you change my diper when the time comes. How's that sound to you? Appealing?

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Originally posted by stocken
You're awfully lonely aren't you? I'm lonely too right now. Perhaps we could have a beer or two? You know. Talk. See how thing work out. And maybe, just maybe, if things turn out good I'll let you change my diper when the time comes. How's that sound to you? Appealing?
Why would he need to appeal if he got remanded on bail?

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No Federal Pound-Me-In-the-Ass prison yet then? You'll just have to wait a bit longer. πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
No Federal Pound-Me-In-the-Ass prison yet then? You'll just have to wait a bit longer. πŸ˜‰
Don't worry -- he'll drink and drive yet again and maybe they'll not let him out finally.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
i got remanded on bail for a month & a bit. i can't wait to do my pre-sentence report as i'm gonna tell them everything. πŸ˜€. yep, i'm gonna blabber on about how at a chess site i take part in this dude xanthepants follows me and the people i like around with his hand on our bums, till one day i just flipped. i think his homosexual exhibits may just give me a show of ripping off the justice system to give me freeeeeedom.

chow, i'm off for a beer!
I think it's criminal that you're still out walking the streets.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
hell, when you have jail on the cards then there isn't any reason to be lonely as it's time to party! i don't know what it is about jail, but the ladies seem to love you more.
Why jail?

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Originally posted by reader1107
Don't worry -- he'll drink and drive yet again and maybe they'll not let him out finally.
Out of the grave?

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Originally posted by 7ate9
let's face facts here, the ladies love a man who's been to jail... if they are still normal. security!
This is difficult to understand on so many levels.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
i got remanded on bail for a month & a bit. i can't wait to do my pre-sentence report as i'm gonna tell them everything. πŸ˜€. yep, i'm gonna blabber on about how at a chess site i take part in this dude xanthepants follows me and the people i like around with his hand on our bums, till one day i just flipped. i think his homosexual exhibits may just give me a show of ripping off the justice system to give me freeeeeedom.

chow, i'm off for a beer!
I'm impressed!

It must take skill to be able to type that badly and incoherently at the same time!

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Originally posted by 7ate9
hell, when you have jail on the cards then there isn't any reason to be lonely as it's time to party! i don't know what it is about jail, but the ladies seem to love you more.

let's face facts here, the ladies love a man who's been to jail... if they are still normal. security!
I can assure you that ladies think men who have done time are first class tossers..and if it was drink driving you were up for I think you're a wanker as well

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Originally posted by duckegg
I can assure you that ladies think men who have done time are first class tossers..and if it was drink driving you were up for I think you're a wanker as well
I assure you wanking had nothing to do with it.

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Originally posted by Peachy
I assure you wanking had nothing to do with it.
only because he got off...I'm sure he'd be doing nothing but if he'd been sentenced