yehaaa!

Originally posted by 7ate9
hell, when you have jail on the cards then there isn't any reason to be lonely as it's time to party! i don't know what it is about jail, but the ladies seem to love you more.

let's face facts here, the ladies love a man who's been to jail... if they are still normal. security!

Actually, only the dysfunctional ones and the practicing alcoholics. Most intelligent women steer clear of ex-convicts, especially chronic drunk drivers who should be permanently incarcerated. The L-word isn't Love.

Originally posted by duckegg
only because he got off...I'm sure he'd be doing nothing but if he'd been sentenced

Thats why if you are wanking, you need to always make sure to get off.

Originally posted by 7ate9
hell, when you have jail on the cards then there isn't any reason to be lonely as it's time to party! i don't know what it is about jail, but the ladies seem to love you more.

let's face facts here, the ladies love a man who's been to jail... if they are still normal. security!

Well, they know they won't have to see you for a while. I suppose that's a plus.

Originally posted by 7ate9
love/sex

Remember that in your new accomodations.