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  1. Wat?
    16 Aug '05
    08 Apr '13 05:53
    For those that follow the Grand National, these were the horses in yesterday's race:

    1. Passionate Lady
    2. Bare Belly
    3. Silk Panties
    4. Conscience
    5. Jockey Shorts
    6. Clean Sheets
    7. Thighs
    8. Big Johnson
    9. Heavy Bosom
    10. Merry Cherry

    At the Post: They're off!

    Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot. At the Halfway Mark it's Bare Belly on top. Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson. At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming. At The Finish It's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pulls-up. Clean Sheets never had a chance.

    -m. 😉

    (Thanks, to another member)...