Yo mama...

Is so fat, that every time she turns around it's her birthday 😛

Is so hairy, that the only language she knows how to speak is wookie! 😛

*makes a wookie noise*

Yo Momma house so dirty, the cockroaches ride around in dune buggys.

Is so fat, that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.

Yo Momma is so ugly, she threw a boomerang, and it didn't come back.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink.

Yo mamma so hot she sat on my lap and I got burnt.

Yo moma so nasty that even Britney says she's loose.

...is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

..... is sooo fat, her butt has it's own zip code!

...smells sooo bad when she goes to the beach cats try to burry her in the sand!

is so fat that when she stands up in New York her shadow falls in California.

...is sooo fat when she is asked what size KFC chicken bucket she wants the sais "The one on the roof!"

is so fat that jabba the hut said "Damn!"

Is so stupid, she thought of writing this thread first.