Jimmy, who at age 72, is a Wal-Mart Greeter:
A very loud, unattractive, mean acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way into the store.
The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Heck no they
ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the heck would
you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied Jimmy. "I just
couldn't believe the stork visited you twice. Have a good day
and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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