Yo Mamma Joke Competition.

Yo Momma's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!DONG!"

Yo Momma's so poor, she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.

Couple of old ones: Yo Momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo Momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo Momma's so stupid she comes to you for financial advice.

Yo Momma's so stupid she plays chess on Gameknot.

Your momma's so fat, she experienced gravitational collapse and now you can't see her.

YA MAMA SO BALD SHE WEARS A LEATHER WIG WITH A SUEDE BALD SPOT!
YA MAMA SO DUMB SHE THINKS HIGH SCHOOL IS A TALL BUILDING!
YA MAMA SOOOOO BLACK THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HER IS FOR ME TO TELL YOU TO CLOSE YA EYES.

Originally posted by ADARKKNIGHT
YA MAMA SOOOOO BLACK THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HER IS FOR ME TO TELL YOU TO CLOSE YA EYES.

MAMA SO OLD SHE WAS A WAITRESS AT THE LAST SUPPER.
YA MAMA SO OLD SHE BABYSAT FOR JESUS

LOL THATS NOT BAD OR CLOSE TO IT

YA MAMA SO BLACK SHE LEAVES FINGERPRINTS ON CHARCOAL.
YA MAMA SO BLACK SHE LEFT A STREAK SWIMMING THRU COFFEE

Originally posted by ADARKKNIGHT
YA MAMA SO BLACK SHE LEAVES FINGERPRINTS ON CHARCOAL.
YA MAMA SO BLACK SHE LEFT A STREAK SWIMMING THRU COFFEE

Originally posted by angie88
YA MAMA SO DUMB SHE DIDN'T TEACH YOU HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF...

Originally posted by angie88
YA MAMA SO DUMB SHE DIDN'T TEACH YOU HOW TO TURN CAPS LOCK OFF...

YA MAMA SO DUMB SHE DIDNT TELL U I LIKE CAPS N TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS..LOL
ANGIE YA MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE GOES OUTSIDE IN RED ALL THE LIL KIDS SCREAM " HEYYYYYYYYYYY KOOL AID!!!"
SHE SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS YELLOW ALL THE KIDS RUN N JUMP N HER BACK TO CATCH THE BUS

Hey I've got one!

Yo mama so fat, she ran into a wall and opened up a time warp.

Your Mama is soooo fat that when her beeper goes off,
the people behind her clear out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.