Yo Mamma Joke Competition.

All right you witty bunch of smack down comedians, who's got the best Yo Mamma joke?

Jokes specifically about Bowmann's Momma will be disqualified as the poor girl has enough to deal with. No1Marauder was grown in a tube and doesn't have a Mom so thats a no go as well.

Otherwise, anything goes.... No particular deadline... Yo Mamma so ugly her parents pinned bacon to her clothes just to get the dog to play with her... Yo Momma so fat she gots her own zip code... Yo Momma so smelly, etc....

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
All right you witty bunch of smack down comedians, who's got the best Yo Mamma joke?

Jokes specifically about Bowmann's Momma will be disqualified as the poor girl has enough to deal with. No1Marauder was grown in a tube and ...[text shortened]... ma so fat she gots her own zip code... Yo Momma so smelly, etc....

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get
the dog to play with her.

Edit - read the other posts first next time!

Anyway...

Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's Tippex all over the screen.

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo Mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mama's so fat her belt size is Equator.

Yo momma's got crabs so big that Red Lobster's trying to catch them.

If fugliness were bricks, your mama would own her own projects.

Yo mama is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo Mamma is so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued."
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo Mamma is so fat, her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mamma is so fat, it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet.

i gave yo mama a nickle to tickle my pickle.

Your Mum's so fat, every time your Dad mounts her, he has to make base camp on her thigh.

I couldn't resist returning for this one, but I promise you it is fleeting 🙂

Your mum's so fat there are smaller fat people orbiting her.

Originally posted by Starrman
I couldn't resist returning for this one, but I promise you it is fleeting 🙂

Your mum's so fat there are smaller fat people orbiting her.

Yo mamma smells so bad, that your father take his shoes off just to cover her bodysmell.

Yo mamma´s so ugly, that the doctor slapped your Grandfather when she was born.