All right you witty bunch of smack down comedians, who's got the best Yo Mamma joke?
Jokes specifically about Bowmann's Momma will be disqualified as the poor girl has enough to deal with. No1Marauder was grown in a tube and doesn't have a Mom so thats a no go as well.
Otherwise, anything goes.... No particular deadline... Yo Mamma so ugly her parents pinned bacon to her clothes just to get the dog to play with her... Yo Momma so fat she gots her own zip code... Yo Momma so smelly, etc....
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYo momma's so fat, when your daddy wakes up in the mornin he has to stand up in bed to see if it's daylight!
All right you witty bunch of smack down comedians, who's got the best Yo Mamma joke?
Jokes specifically about Bowmann's Momma will be disqualified as the poor girl has enough to deal with. No1Marauder was grown in a tube and ...[text shortened]... ma so fat she gots her own zip code... Yo Momma so smelly, etc....
Yo momma's so dumb she thought doggy style was sex with the family pet! (my favourite one!)
Yo momma's so old she drives to work in a chariot.
Yo momma's so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil.
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Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo Mamma is so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued."
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo Mamma is so fat, her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo Mamma is so fat, it took 25 minutes to download a picture of her from the Internet.
