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Originally posted by royalchicken
They let Freddie in.
He even let Nyxie and skeeter in, but apparently they don't count as women. Or he was lying to me when he explained why I wasn't allowed to join. Well, probably the latter. So maybe reader1107 could still try.

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Irena Krush
Pretty and lethal.
My favorite female player.
http://www.chessbase.com/news/2005/krush01.jpg

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Originally posted by royalchicken
What are you on about? My location is the washing machine, with Palynka. You're all welcome to join us for wrinkly enjoyment.
Sounds like fun!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
What are you on about? My location is the washing machine, with Palynka. You're all welcome to join us for wrinkly enjoyment.
But the washing machine is empty! Did you dissolve?

Edit: Thanks for the offer, but I'd rather watch (assuming that you have clothes on).

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Irena Krush
Pretty and lethal.
My favorite female player.
http://www.chessbase.com/news/2005/krush01.jpg
Do you have a krush on her?

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Originally posted by BridgePlayer
You like skin and bones?
Are you suggesting I am a necrophile?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Do you have a krush on her?
I plead The Fifth Amendment.

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Are you suggesting I am a necrophile?
i bet that rasps. . .🙄

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
Are you suggesting I am a necrophile?
Don't get wrinkly in the wash with a corpse. They tend to liquefy into a slurry of detergent-infused biomolecules. It tastes nasty and is sadly friction-free.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Don't get wrinkly in the wash with a corpse. They tend to liquefy into a slurry of detergent-infused biomolecules. It tastes nasty and is sadly friction-free.
I'll take your word for that.😀

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Don't get wrinkly in the wash with a corpse. They tend to liquefy into a slurry of detergent-infused biomolecules. It tastes nasty and is sadly friction-free.
On second thought, it doesn't sound that bad... I think I'll get a job at the mortuary.

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Originally posted by LordOfTheChessboard
On second thought, it doesn't sound that bad... I think I'll get a job at the mortuary.
Well, I guess being dead is the most effective form of birth control...

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Originally posted by reader1107
Well, I guess being dead is the most effective form of birth control...
Any more comments like that and we'll BEG to have you in the washing machine with us. Wrinkle on!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
What are you on about? My location is the washing machine, with Palynka. You're all welcome to join us for wrinkly enjoyment.
I love a good wet tumble.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Well, I guess being dead is the most effective form of birth control...
Or so you'd like to think......

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13274978/