You can be pretty and still win at chess

Originally posted by reader1107
Well, I guess being dead is the most effective form of birth control...

Now I understand those tomb raiders. Id sure like to unwrap one of those mummies.

Originally posted by royalchicken
Well, we can angle the washing machine so that the monocular glass bubble on its front catches the shining rays and bathes us in warm white light as we lay wrinkled amongst the damp towels within.

Interesting reminder of a certain Swedish sauna.

Originally posted by Palynka
Interesting reminder of a certain Swedish sauna.

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😵~

Originally posted by mokko
Or so you'd like to think......

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13274978/

For that, you may also join us in the washing machine, but only if you bring smores.

Originally posted by royalchicken
For that, you may also join us in the washing machine, but only if you bring smores.

I hope this is a BIG washer!

Originally posted by royalchicken
For that, you may also join us in the washing machine, but only if you bring smores.

Oh. I see. It's a thread thing. So if I actually read this thread I will get the swedish sauna joke? 🙂 Uuuu, Ogay... I'll reed...

Originally posted by reader1107
I hope this is a BIG washer!

It's a Dyson. Say no more.

Originally posted by royalchicken
It's a Dyson.

And such a nice 'un 😵

Originally posted by BridgePlayer
I guess the question is for the males here. When your girlfriend or wife is caressing you or you are caressing her, do you want to feel hairing arms or legs against you?

Well. Not that I have this problem (being of such a young age) but if I did... I'd choose... uhm... arms! Yes, I'd rather have hairy arms than hairy legs against me.

Originally posted by BridgePlayer
I guess the question is for the males here. When your girlfriend or wife is caressing you or you are caressing her, do you want to feel hairing...against you?

I wouldn't mind 😵