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Originally posted by Ice Cold
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week...
Tell that to Crowley! 😛

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Originally posted by rwingett
In a bovinocracy things would be different. A cow has two humans...
Rather than a planet of the apes a planet of the cows? I was shocked by the horrible things the apes did to humans in planet of the apes.

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Perhaps someone can think of a gangsta's and terrorist's version of you have two cows?

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Originally posted by yo its me
You missed a few out;

SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, sho ...[text shortened]... o cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
Truly brilliant...pissed my sides at that one😀

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Originally posted by Hells Caretaker
Truly brilliant...pissed my sides at that one😀
This thread had something like 15 rec's.

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I am a butcher, if you have two cows, I can make them into steaks and roasts and burgers. 🙂

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week...
But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting...

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Originally posted by ludz
This thread had something like 15 rec's.
rec's ???...care to explain that term

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Originally posted by rwingett
In a bovinocracy things would be different. A cow has two humans...
http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html

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Originally posted by Hells Caretaker
rec's ???...care to explain that term
"Recommendations". Look at the top of the individual posts.