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Originally posted by mikelom
You know you are getting old when....

You feel the need to answer a thread with a post that started as a few words, but suddenly becomes a verification of life, and a breech of your own confidence, in that it takes maybe four hundred kindred words, as opposed to the first five simplistic words you thought of, in order that it also gets up everybody's nose for additional annoyance and to add to the subterfuge of premier statement. 😉
'breach'

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Originally posted by mikelom
You know you are getting old when....

You feel the need to answer a thread with a post that started as a few words, but suddenly becomes a verification of life, and a breech of your own confidence, in that it takes maybe four hundred kindred words, as opposed to the first five simplistic words you thought of, in order that it also gets up everybody's nose for additional annoyance and to add to the subterfuge of premier statement. 😉
HUH?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You know you are getting old when....


You cant see, and you smell of piss.
Personal hygiene revelations on an internet chess site public forum are still

considered to reflect questionable breeding, weak parentals and poor taste.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
'breach'
Caesarian section, in confidence?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
HUH?
What?

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Originally posted by mikelom
What?
What did you say in english? 😛

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
What did you say in english? 😛
I said:

" Eran las tres de la tarde. El sol resplandecia, vivo, centelleante sobre el mar. La brisa no tenia la fuerza para hinchar las velas de las lanchas pescadoran que surcaban el oceano a la ventura. Reinaba silencio, el silencio solemne, infinito, del mar en calma."

OR something to that effect! 😉

Edit: Apologies to the Spanish readers, I have a Thai keyboard. 😛

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Personal hygiene revelations on an internet chess site public forum are still

considered to reflect questionable breeding, weak parentals and poor taste.



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How come this blatant attack on me is acceptable, but if i tell you "Shut up you knob jockey" i will get my post removed?


Potaito potato if you ask me.



Oh....Shut up you knob jockey.

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Originally posted by mikelom
I said:

" Eran las tres de la tarde. El sol resplandecia, vivo, centelleante sobre el mar. La brisa no tenia la fuerza para hinchar las velas de las lanchas pescadoran que surcaban el oceano a la ventura. Reinaba silencio, el silencio solemne, infinito, del mar en calma."

OR something to that effect! 😉

Edit: Apologies to the Spanish readers, I have a Thai keyboard. 😛
Hey, I don't know what your saying in English and you expect me to know what your saying in Spanish? Could try French maybe?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
How come this blatant attack on me is acceptable, but if i tell you "Shut up you knob jockey" i will get my post removed?


Potaito potato if you ask me.



Oh....Shut up you knob jockey.
Originally posted by huckleberryhound


You know you are getting old when....

You cant see, and you smell of piss.



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Your tasteless post, Huck, not my mine. Simply opined on its shortcomings

and the signature created. Only 'attack' is manufactured in your own mind.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Hey, I don't know what your saying in English and you expect me to know what your saying in Spanish? Could try French maybe?
Tuk wan pom payayam patanna pasa Thai dee gua. Mai ow pud farang-sed tonee. Pom mai rue pasa ang-grit wannee, mai ow fang. Khun tong mong Thai.

sawasdee krap. 🙂

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Originally posted by mikelom
Tuk wan pom payayam patanna pasa Thai dee gua. Mai ow pud farang-sed tonee. Pom mai rue pasa ang-grit wannee, mai ow fang. Khun tong mong Thai.

sawasdee krap. 🙂
Did you say bad stuff to me? 😠

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Did you say bad stuff to me? 😠
Nope! 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
Nope! 😉
Would you tell me if you did? 😉

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Originally posted by mikelom
Tuk wan pom payayam patanna pasa Thai dee gua. Mai ow pud farang-sed tonee. Pom mai rue pasa ang-grit wannee, mai ow fang. Khun tong mong Thai.

sawasdee krap. 🙂
I knew a few Thais in my life. The fellows I knew were great people. They had a great sense of humor, and some great smoke. They always called me "Chuck Wow" for some reason. They would point to me and say, "Here come Chuck Wow."