You know you're getting old when.....

You see a girl out in a skimpy skirt, and you're first thought is "Oh my god, she'll catch the death of cold in that thing".

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You see a girl out in a skimpy skirt, and you're first thought is "Oh my god, she'll catch the death of cold in that thing".

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You see a girl out in a skimpy skirt, and you're first thought is "Oh my god, she'll catch the death of cold in that thing".

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
You see a girl out in a skimpy skirt, and you're first thought is "Oh my god, she'll catch the death of cold in that thing".

Originally posted by Very Rusty
That may very well be what you said: But was it really, really, your first though!

I think NOT! 😉

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
But "her chuff must be freezing" might get modded.

You know you're getting old when.....



You begin to lose interest in discovering and learning; when your capacity for finding joy in simple things becomes diminished; when pettiness, intolerance and hatreds begin replacing generosity, mutual acceptance and forgiveness; when self awareness and self criticism cave to self deception and self justification; when subjectivity displaces objectivity; when you no longer see clearly enough to recognize each new day as an irreplaceable gift; when smiles become useful masks and laughter requires effort. -gb



😀

When you think everything was so much better x number of years ago and somehow back then was a golden age that this one can not compare to. When hope is displaced by regrets. When warm memories of a lost spouse turn into idolatry.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
But "her chuff must be freezing" might get modded.

Originally posted by Forum Moderator
Or it might not, but you can bet it got looked at. 😛

An email from a friend says that you know when you are getting old if you are watching porn and thinking "That bed looks comfortable."

Originally posted by Forum Moderator
Or it might not, but you can bet it got looked at. 😛

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
But "her chuff must be freezing" might get modded.

You know you are getting old when....

You feel the need to answer a thread with a post that started as a few words, but suddenly becomes a verification of life, and a breech of your own confidence, in that it takes maybe four hundred kindred words, as opposed to the first five simplistic words you thought of, in order that it also gets up everybody's nose for additional annoyance and to add to the subterfuge of premier statement. 😉

You know you are getting old when....


You cant see, and you smell of piss.