You know you're in a small town when...

@neilarini said
You find a dog's egg by your front door.

A local letter or post card does not need a street address; just the name of the addressee will do.

(A slight digression, but I once got lost in a small town, even though I'd lived there for 18 years).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
(A slight digression, but I once got lost in a small town, even though I'd lived there for 18 years).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
(A slight digression, but I once got lost in a small town, even though I'd lived there for 18 years).

@neilarini said
Truth or flummox?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Entirely true. We were driving around an estate and kept going in circles. We had to pull over and ask directions.

😞

You have to ask the neighbors to get off of the phone so that you can make a call.

@wolfe63 said
You have to ask the neighbors to get off of the phone so that you can make a call.

… you can agree on a job to be done around the house without needing a written contract.

@torunn said
… you can agree on a job to be done around the house without needing a written contract.

Watching reruns of 'Top Gear' on telly.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
(A slight digression, but I once got lost in a small town, even though I'd lived there for 18 years).

@wolfe63 said
You have to ask the neighbors to get off of the phone so that you can make a call.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
...you find yourself sitting next to your old headmaster on the bus.