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You might be a dog nut if.....

You might be a dog nut if.....

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a friend gives you a stuffed animal dog(that happens to resemble your dog) that dances as it plays "Who Let the Dogs Out" and you race home to see what your dog thinks of it.....

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Originally posted by Aynat
a friend gives you a stuffed animal dog(that happens to resemble your dog) that dances as it plays "Who Let the Dogs Out" and you race home to see what your dog thinks of it.....
If you spend more on doggy toys than on your own clothes?

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You name your clan 'Devoted to Dogs'.

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You don't go anywhere unless the dog can come.

-El Scorcho

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You pay vet bills before you buy human food.

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If you think dog hairs make a lovely accoutrement, no matter what anybody else thinks!

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Originally posted by PBE6
If you think dog hairs make a lovely accoutrement, no matter what anybody else thinks!
A bunch of friends and I were hanging out at a BBQ in a circle and one of the guys pointed to each of us and either said Dog Owner or Not A Dog Owner.

We were pretty impressed, and took us a bit to realize he was looking at the dog hairs all over our clothes.

-El Scorcho

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Can someone more specificly define "dog nut" before I answer ?

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...you race into a thread entitled "You might be a dog nut if.....", to post your own clause.

(Exception in my case.)

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
A bunch of friends and I were hanging out at a BBQ in a circle and one of the guys pointed to each of us and either said Dog Owner or Not A Dog Owner.

We were pretty impressed, and took us a bit to realize he was looking at the dog hairs all over our clothes.

-El Scorcho
I love my dog, but she sheds like Telly Savalas in his early 20's. And she's a short-haired miniature weiner dog to boot!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
...you race into a thread entitled "You might be a dog nut if.....", to post your own clause.

(Exception in my case.)
You can't have it both ways, cat-puncher.

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I am seriously thinking of making clothing out of the animal hair by which I am surrounded. Let's see, cats, dogs, birds (I know, they don't have hair, they have feathers), sheep, horses........ I will be Sarah and her amazing multicoloured dream coat.....

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Originally posted by Bowmann
...you race into a thread entitled "You might be a dog nut if.....", to post your own clause.

(Exception in my case.)
And yes, I'm aware dogs don't have "clause".

(Still an exception.)

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....if you know the names of all the dogs in the neighbor hood but not their person's name...😕

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...you're right next to another dog, er...nut.