You might be a Leftist if......

1. You don't believe Jesus really existed, but if he did, he would have bee a socialist. You just know it.

2. Every time you sneeze and someone says, "God bless you", you make them take it back.

3. You think that the phrase, "Separation of Church and State" are in the Constitution.

4. Or you have never heard of the Constitution.

5. Your favorite movie is Rosemary's Baby. You just wish more children met the same fate.

6. You just know that people are getting richer out there some where, while making other people poorer simultaneously.

7. You think coveting is a virtue and not a sin.

8. You think the following are evil: cows, walls, walls of cows, walls that look like cows, and rich folk except, of course, George Soros. And lastly, the color orange is the most evil of all colors.

@whodey

Take it to debates

the terms "left" and "right" refer to the order of seating in the French revolutionary parliament and are not really helpful to describe today's world...

@whodey
You believe only the police should have firearms and the police are all racist.

@whodey said
1. You don't believe Jesus really existed, but if he did, he would have bee a socialist. You just know it.

2. Every time you sneeze and someone says, "God bless you", you make them take it back.

3. You think that the phrase, "Separation of Church and State" are in the Constitution.

4. Or you have never heard of the Constitution.

5. Your favorite movie is Rose ...[text shortened]... folk except, of course, George Soros. And lastly, the color orange is the most evil of all colors.

@rookie54
You might be a redneck if you
1 Voted for Trump
2 Think America really is great again.
3 Bought a DOZEN of those red hats
4 Still have Trump/Pence signs on your front lawn where the goats live.
5 Had to renew your Trump stickers on your bumper and back window.

@whodey said
1. You don't believe Jesus really existed, but if he did, he would have bee a socialist. You just know it.

2. Every time you sneeze and someone says, "God bless you", you make them take it back.

3. You think that the phrase, "Separation of Church and State" are in the Constitution.

4. Or you have never heard of the Constitution.

5. Your favorite movie is Rose ...[text shortened]... folk except, of course, George Soros. And lastly, the color orange is the most evil of all colors.

@badradger said
wot a total dick you are.

@rookie54 said
you forgot,

9. it takes 4 edits to write a rant
10. no more ten commandments, turn it up to 11

@suzianne said
Quite right.

@sonhouse said
@rookie54
You might be a redneck if you
1 Voted for Trump
2 Think America really is great again.
3 Bought a DOZEN of those red hats
4 Still have Trump/Pence signs on your front lawn where the goats live.
5 Had to renew your Trump stickers on your bumper and back window.

@Suzianne
Oh, you noticed?