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Your first visit to the proctologist

Your first visit to the proctologist

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Originally posted by Seitse
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What I hoped was his finger was far too big, nonetheless.

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So your proctologist is Dr. Burly Fingers, uh?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So your proctologist is Dr. Burly Fingers, uh?
Let's just put it this way: when it came time to change, I went looking for female Indian doctors.

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Originally posted by Seitse
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Why the sudden interest in proctology? Does your proctologist have no depth perception?

Or are you having elimination issues.

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Originally posted by SmookieP
Why the sudden interest in proctology?
You go first.

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Originally posted by Seitse
You go first.
You brought it up. Who's on second?

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Originally posted by SmookieP
You brought it up. Who's on second?
Let's flip a coin.

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Originally posted by Seitse
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it was at the airport. she was working a second job as a customs officer to make ends meet.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
it was at the airport. she was working a second job as a customs officer to make ends meet.
Was she tender? Did you get the mobile number afterwards?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Was she tender? Did you get the mobile number afterwards?
she wasn't tender, but i was...for about a week. you can see the whole thing on Border Patrol...Uncut. i asked for her mobile, but that resulted in a quite painful misunderstanding. 'number!' i gasped through clenched teeth. 'your mobile number! at that moment, someone called her. her dial tone was the theme from Goldfinger, but kind of muffled and echoey.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
she wasn't tender, but i was...for about a week. you can see the whole thing on Border Patrol...Uncut. i asked for her mobile, but that resulted in a quite painful misunderstanding. 'number!' i gasped through clenched teeth. 'your mobile number! at that moment, someone called her. her dial tone was the theme from Goldfinger, but kind of muffled and echoey.
Have I ever told you how much I like Depeche Mode music?

The above is a very, very important issue for me.

*CAPITALS LETTERS COMING UP*

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Originally posted by Blackamp
it was at the airport. she was working a second job as a customs officer to make ends meet.
... and you were there to pick up an important package?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
... and you were there to pick up an important package?
an important package from Columbia. *waggles eyebrows*

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Originally posted by Blackamp
an important package from Columbia. *waggles eyebrows*
Made all the more surreal, as she insisted her search was prompted by a need for "change for the Ms. PacMan machine." Somehow, she had gotten past the 256th level, but had run out of tokens.

She continued thrusting her hand, her forearm, the start of her bicep further and higher, thinking your cries of "Midway! Midway!" were entreaties for more. Imagine the look of surprise on both faces when she finally withdrew her hand and found what appeared to be four pieces of fruit.

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