whenever people asked me this question, i used to say it was studying latin as preparation for a trip to Latin America. of course i was joking, only then Dan Quayle stole my line. only problem was, he wasn't joking!
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." -- J. Danforth Quayle
here are some more from Mr Quayle, a true comedic genius!
http://www.ssqq.com/archive/vinlin03.htm
EDIT: i'm disappointed to find, after reading all the way through this, that Quayle apparently didn't say that bit about Latin America after all😕
Originally posted by dfm65that's pretty embarassing to misquote Quayle like that 😛
whenever people asked me this question, i used to say it was studying latin as preparation for a trip to Latin America. of course i was joking, only then Dan Quayle stole my line. only problem was, he wasn't joking!
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse wit ...[text shortened]... he way through this, that Quayle apparently didn't say that bit about Latin America after all😕
A friend of mine, lets call him R. Norak. No, no, that's too obvious. Ok, my friend Rag N. was out drinking one night, and he got a little drunk on strawpedoed Smirnoff Ices.
Anyway, Mr N, kind of regains consciousness in the middle of the countryside, not really knowing how he got there. So he rang his mum and asked her to pick him up. Now, obviously in his state, he forgot he rang her, so when she came down to pick him up, he didn't even recognise her and he wouldn't get into the car cos it was facing the wrong way. Its embarressing enough not recognising his own mother, but it gets worse.
So he goes straight to bed, and his mother must have been worried that he would drown in his own puke, cos she comes into the room to check that he is ok, only to find him peeing onto his pc.
He woke up the next day, dying, and stepped in a wet patch near his pc, and thinks, 'I must have spilt some water last night'. He left his room, and the true embarressment started. 😳
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Originally posted by pendejoI can just hear it..."oh, uhm, hi Mom. I uh I can explain.... Susie here was just ...well, she just ....was ..... praying yes that's it. and I was just standing nearby erm.....uhm.....yes well.
my Ma' walked in whilst my gf ummm, performed fellatio upon me.
that sucked.
(get it? sucked/fellatio!)