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Just finnished my Thursday night game of mixed netball. Always a race to see what stops first, the game clock or my heart.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Eighth grade. Basketball nickname was Rambo. Team down by one, less than ten seconds left to go. Point guard tries to pass to his shooting guard, I steal the ball. Hear the roar of the crowd as I'm going uncontested to the net. Two dribbles, take off between the low post and high post, two steps...right off the bottom of the rim. Life's never been the same.
That's the stuff! Somehow reminded me of the time my brother took me on to the golf course where he was a member. I didn't sign in or pay, as I was supposed to. I teed up at the first and he said to me: "Whatever you do, don't draw attention to yourself."

Cue massive shank and my ball flying off at 45 degree angle and smacking into the roof of some sort of greenkeeper's hut.

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Winning the little league state championship and having a day named for us as a 10 year old.

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Last summer I won the annual tennis league championship at my club in London. To give you an idea how focused I was on winning this thing, the score in the final was 6-2, 6-0 and I was terrified that I'd blown it when I lost my first match point!

It was a great moment for me because I had lost the previous year in the final in three sets and was sure that I would never have another opportunity to come that close.

The presentation and club party happens immediately after the finals, which finish at about 8pm, so you have a shower, and then walk into the party room full of people who have already been drinking for a couple of hours. It was fantastic.

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My one and only success on the sports field was when I was about 8 or 9.
At our school we used to play football in lunch break - about 25 a side or something - basically anyone who wanted to.
Come the end of lunch break the teams were tied, so we had a penalty shoot out to decide the winner.
I was in goal merely because nobody else wanted to be - they all wanted to score goals.
Anyway, it must have come down to the last one, and me, a skinny nerdy 8 year old stood up to face the best player in the school - tall, athletic, popular and two or three years older than me. I can still see the sneers now as everybody assumed it was a foregone conclusion.
He took a big run up, belted the ball, I close my eyes and dived - and saved it!!
Everyone went wild, cheering and patting me on the back. I was nearly crying because my hands stung so much.
After that I got a reputation as being good in goal so got stuck there for ever more!

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a few second places in the ol Kick boxing comps (i did chinese boxing), and a Taiji Demo. . .thats about it. . .sorry 🙁

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
a few second places in the ol Kick boxing comps (i did chinese boxing), and a Taiji Demo. . .thats about it. . .sorry 🙁
Kick boxing eeek!!

Thank God I didn't try to kick your ass!!!!

We're friends aren't we angel tits?

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Eighth grade. Basketball nickname was Rambo. Team down by one, less than ten seconds left to go. Point guard tries to pass to his shooting guard, I steal the ball. Hear the roar of the crowd as I'm going uncontested to the net. Two dribbles, take off between the low post and high post, two steps...right off the bottom of the rim. Life's never been the same.
Best story ever.

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I was a stinkin Dodger(A) for a few weeks. Even though I was in Florida, it was one of the worst and most depressing experiences of my life. I now have a passionate hatred for the Dodgers and hope they crash and burn to the ground

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Coleridge Infant School, North London, 1975. Scored 11 goals during playtime.

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I once made a woman scream, faint and fart during intercourse!

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I won the "Hearing Dogs for the Deaf" (race sponsors) Solihull 10k road race - 2004.