Zen thoughts ......

Zen Student: "What happens after death?"
Zen Master: "I do not know."
Zen Student: "How can that be? You are a Zen Master!"
Zen Master: "But I am not a DEAD Zen Master."

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll say
Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A


*hits gong*

Originally posted by Windsor Mike
Do not walk behind me,for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me ,for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me either ; just #$%*off and leave me alone.......Ommmmmmm...

If a man speaks in an empty forest without a woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

"Your personality is an often insurmountable speedbump on the path to Nirvana"

When you're deluded, every statement is an ulcer; when you're enlightened, every word is wisdom.
-- Zen master


Zen master : Do not try to bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
Zen apprentice: What truth?
Zen master : There is no spoon.
Zen apprentice : There is no spoon?
Zen master: Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Originally posted by Scheel
When you're deluded, every statement is an ulcer; when you're enlightened, every word is wisdom.
-- Zen master


Zen master : Do not try to bend the spoon, that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.
Zen apprentice: What truth?
Zen master : There is no spoon.
Zen apprentice : There is no spoon?
Zen master: Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Yes, none of us have seen The Matrix. 😉

Originally posted by Omnislash
The what?

I will not take part in this thread.

Zenaphope

Your avatar is going to give me a seizure, dude....

In space... no one can hear you fart.

"To bad my spark of inspiration doesn't light my cigarette when I am out of matches."

"Who is dragging this corpse around?"

And what is good, Phaedrus, and what is not good, need we ask anyone to tell us these things?

-Zen (and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance)