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In polite society everybody notices if a man’s hands are dirty. He’ll be stared at contemptuously. Why, the fellow will be wretched until he can wash his hands.

But isn’t it funny how a man can have character that’s defiled by greed and hate and nobody will pay the slightest attention? He’ll move about in perfect ease. Evidently, a dirty character isn’t worthy of notice as a dirty hand.

It’s so simple to restore dirty hands to a state of purity. Just wash them. But what about corrupted character? That’s quite another problem…

Han Shan

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How many Zen monks does it take to change a light bulb?

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Originally posted by dfm65
How many Zen monks does it take to change a light bulb?
it would depend if they required a meditator to work things out between them while they are monkeying around - really a bit of a habit with them i'd imagine.

of course, light bulbs may not be too common in a monastery since it is enlightenment that is sought, so it is possible that one is being a bit zenophobic here.

in fiendship,
prad

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Originally posted by pradtf
it would depend if they required a meditator to work things out between them while they are monkeying around - really a bit of a habit with them i'd imagine.

of course, light bulbs may not be too common in a monastery since it is enlightenment that is sought, so it is possible that one is being a bit zenophobic here.

in fiendship,
prad
very funny Prad, but the answer is 'purple'...🙄😛😕😀

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"If any of you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand... "

Zen illusionist.

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Originally posted by player42
From my fourth grade philosophy teacher:

Teacher: "Is it possible to think of a stream that runs uphill?"
Student: "Of course! I mean, I can think of anything. Even if it doesn't exist."
Teacher: "Is it possible to think of a circle that looks like a square?"
Oh please! I learnt how to think of a circle that looks like a square in insanity 101, that's dead easy.

The only truly hard thing to think about is nothingness.

MÅ¥HÅRM

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If you fall from a tree, leave your anger on the branch.

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Only when you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely hard and strong.

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Only when you can be extremely hard and strong can you be extremely pliable and soft.

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Just regard people's virtues, don't be obsessed with their faults.

Dogen