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General 07 Feb '15 21:56
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    07 Feb '15 21:56
    My zen calendar has the quote:

    "No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place"

    What does that mean to you chess players?
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    07 Feb '15 22:13
    Originally posted by brush
    My zen calendar has the quote:

    "No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place"

    What does that mean to you chess players?
    Snowflakes have good engines.
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    07 Feb '15 22:23
    Originally posted by brush
    My zen calendar has the quote:

    "No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place"

    What does that mean to you chess players?
    natural play is the best.
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    07 Feb '15 22:29
    Originally posted by brush
    My zen calendar has the quote:

    "No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place"

    What does that mean to you chess players?
    It means I'm going to beat that guy.
    Snowflakes... yeah, hey you...SNOWFLAKE!! You're in the wrong place!!
    Jesus weeping on the cross.

    😞
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    07 Feb '15 22:42
    Originally posted by brush
    My zen calendar has the quote:

    "No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place"

    What does that mean to you chess players?
    Sumthin' related to tantric sex.
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    07 Feb '15 22:55
    Originally posted by brush
    My zen calendar has the quote:

    "No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place"

    What does that mean to you chess players?
    one does not need to fight, almost effortless motion if executed with constancy can produce overwhelm.
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    07 Feb '15 22:56
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    one does not need to fight, almost effortless motion if executed with constancy can produce overwhelm.
    What are you? A hippie?!
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    08 Feb '15 10:37
    Originally posted by brush
    My zen calendar has the quote:

    "No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place"

    What does that mean to you chess players?
    Nothing important.

    They probably meant it to be uplifting and sound deep, but what they're really saying is "If you're bland and uniform enough, nobody gives a s*!te whether you end up on the roof or in the gutter."
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    08 Feb '15 10:491 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    What are you? A hippie?!
    No I am a Shaolin monk and a Zen Master, isn't it obvious?
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    08 Feb '15 10:50
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    No I am a Shaoiln monk and a Zen Master, isn't it obvious?
    Sorry, mate, no circumcision no enlightenment.
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    08 Feb '15 10:52
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Sorry, mate, no circumcision no enlightenment.
    huh? how can that be? say it aint so! after crossing the Jordan the Israelites were circumcised with flint knives! think how enlightened they must be!
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    08 Feb '15 11:10
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    huh? how can that be? say it aint so! after crossing the Jordan the Israelites were circumcised with flint knives! think how enlightened they must be!
    Have you tried it?

    It is quite an enlightening experience!
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    08 Feb '15 15:06
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    No I am a Shaolin monk and a Zen Master, isn't it obvious?
    if you are a Buddhist you cant join UKIP
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    08 Feb '15 15:09
    Originally posted by redbadger
    if you are a Buddhist you cant join UKIP
    why not? I became a Middlesbrough fan?
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    08 Feb '15 15:10
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Have you tried it?

    It is quite an enlightening experience!
    I'll bet!
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