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Consuming zillow porn is apparently looking at pictures of houses and apartments you can’t afford and imagining what it would like to live there.

What other non-sexual types of "porn" do you know of or that you'd like to invent for the purposes of this thread?


@FMF

Where I'm from it's called "house porn"

When I walk, which I do a lot, I admire nice houses.

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I've heard of "ship porn"

Basically you have to stop and watch a big boat/ship sail by.

I love the big ocean freighters that come through here. I stop and watch every chance I get. πŸ€—


Shorts Porn

Watching short, random little videos [15-60 secs long], possibly on one's smartphone, "about" all manner of trivial, sentimental, shocking, funny, bemusing - but ultimately inessential - things, sometimes for hours.

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@fmf said
Consuming zillow porn is apparently looking at pictures of houses and apartments you can’t afford and imagining what it would like to live there.

What other non-sexual types of "porn" do you know of or that you'd like to invent for the purposes of this thread?
I used to subscribe to Architectural Digest.

I wonder how many perps do Zillow tours of local houses in support of burglary.

I suppose musical-gear porn could be one of my interests, even though I am not much of a musician.

Also: not much into car shows, but I do like to see futuristic prototype cars.

OK, maybe I had blinded myself to this: starship porn. 😍

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