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Originally posted by Bad wolf
With the rise of genetic engineering, or gene therapy use in the attempt to cure diseases, with the ever expanding investment into these technologies without the proper satety measures, with the distinct lack of preparation for the immenent zombie apocalypse...I fear for our safety.

It is clear to me that at some point, there will be a virus outbreak tha ...[text shortened]... e people will be few and far between.

We need to make a zombie plan before it is too late. ๐Ÿ™
I've lived next door to a zombie for nearly 2 years now, and they have never tried to eat my brain.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I've lived next door to a zombie for nearly 2 years now, and they have never tried to eat my brain.
Clearly this zombie is just a carrier of the zombie causing virus, but for some reason it has not affected them so strongly as it would in most people. These people are usually referred to as 'daywalkers', they act mostly human, but with them the virus's goal is to merely exchange as much bodily fluids as possible with other people, spreading the virus, but subtlety, as no one would suspect them.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
With the rise of genetic engineering, or gene therapy use in the attempt to cure diseases, with the ever expanding investment into these technologies without the proper satety measures, with the distinct lack of preparation for the immenent zombie apocalypse...I fear for our safety.

It is clear to me that at some point, there will be a virus outbreak tha ...[text shortened]... e people will be few and far between.

We need to make a zombie plan before it is too late. ๐Ÿ™
I have one๐Ÿ˜ My wife thinks I'm nuts, I don't care๐Ÿ˜  I will be laughing last and longest when I survive. Of course I will have to laugh quietly so as not to give my location away๐Ÿ˜ณ

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I will give you all a hint about zombie survival. Go live where it gets very very cold in the winter. When they freeze, you just smash their heads...problem solved๐Ÿ˜

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
All that will be extremely useful when the zombies are eating your brains. :'(
I'm telling you guys, you gotta go to Zombie-girl.com to get the inside scoop. It says its under construction but you know its just a ploy...

click "enter" and then click on the songs "Creepy Crawler" and " Go Zombie!"

The revolution has begun....

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Originally posted by duecer
I will give you all a hint about zombie survival. Go live where it gets very very cold in the winter. When they freeze, you just smash their heads...problem solved๐Ÿ˜
What about food? ๐Ÿ™‚

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
What about food? ๐Ÿ™‚
I have bags of rice in storage, 3 propane tanks in storage and a case of protien bars. Of course thats what any good disaster plan would have. I also own many guns.

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Originally posted by uzless
I'm telling you guys, you gotta go to Zombie-girl.com to get the inside scoop. It says its under construction but you know its just a ploy...

click "enter" and then click on the songs "Creepy Crawler" and " Go Zombie!"

The revolution has begun....
This is all rather good. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Originally posted by duecer
I have bags of rice in storage, 3 propane tanks in storage and a case of protien bars. Of course thats what any good disaster plan would have. I also own many guns.
You'll need more than that, and some variety would help.
Remember, you could be in there between 6 weeks and 20 years. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
This is all rather good. ๐Ÿ˜€
It helps that the girl's picture on the website is hot, in a zombie kinda way....

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Originally posted by uzless
It helps that the girl's picture on the website is hot, in a zombie kinda way....
She doesn't look very fresh, no...