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With the rise of genetic engineering, or gene therapy use in the attempt to cure diseases, with the ever expanding investment into these technologies without the proper satety measures, with the distinct lack of preparation for the immenent zombie apocalypse...I fear for our safety.

It is clear to me that at some point, there will be a virus outbreak that will turn a large proportion of the country, nay the world, into zombies, it will spread like a wildfire, consuming all of those that are ignorant about zombies and how to properly defend yourself from them; those that know not of the ways of properly collecting the needed resources to survive - in a world where all shops would be closed, a desolate world where people will be few and far between.

We need to make a zombie plan before it is too late. 🙁

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
With the rise of genetic engineering, or gene therapy use in the attempt to cure diseases, with the ever expanding investment into these technologies without the proper satety measures, with the distinct lack of preparation for the immenent zombie apocalypse...I fear for our safety.

It is clear to me that at some point, there will be a virus outbreak tha ...[text shortened]... here people will be few and far between.

We need to make a zombie plan before it too late. 🙁
I'm going to eat York Peppermint Patties and pretend I'm an olympic skier.

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Originally posted by Mark Adkins
I'm going to eat York Peppermint Patties and pretend I'm an olympic skier.
All that will be extremely useful when the zombies are eating your brains. :'(

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
We need to make a zombie plan before it is too late. 🙁
that's easy. we just need a lot of helicopters, some crates, and then you simply lure the zombies to climb over the boxes.

...chop-chop-chop-chop-SPLATSH!-chop-chop-chop...

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Originally posted by wormwood
that's easy. we just need a lot of helicopters, some crates, and then you simply lure the zombies to climb over the boxes.

...chop-chop-chop-chop-SPLATSH!-chop-chop-chop...
The world I invision, perhaps a figure approaching 90% of the population has become zombified, with this figure rising, to say that we have enough helicopters to deal with this can be no further from the truth.
The world's economy has collapsed...many military strongholds exist, but their supply routes have collapsed; the ordinary people do not know of these areas, nor could they be properly protected in the long term because they do not have the necessary resources in the military complex...which is why you need to find out! And figure out how you would establish supply routes.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
The world I invision, perhaps a figure approaching 90% of the population has become zombified, with this figure rising, to say that we have enough helicopters to deal with this can be no further from the truth.
The world's economy has collapsed...many military strongholds exist, but their supply routes have collapsed; the ordinary people do not know of the ...[text shortened]... plex...which is why you need to find out! And figure out how you would establish supply routes.
we could infect another 10% with a werewolf virus, and tell them the zombies snatched their lollipops. that should take care of it.

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Originally posted by wormwood
we could infect another 10% with a werewolf virus, and tell them the zombies snatched their lollipops. that should take care of it.
10 + 90 = 100%

No more humans. 🙁

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I have given much thought to this subject and came up with the most brilliant solution for those uninfected people to walk through the zombie masses unmolested.

In the movie silence of the lambs there is a scene where hannibal escapes a police station by killing a guard and using his face as a mask. I realised this is more then just fantasy - it could be taken one step further whereby you catch and skin a fresh zombie then wear his skin as a kind of poncho - this would fool the others into thinking you were one of them and give you the opportunity to go about a normal (ish) life.

For those of you who were worried about not having anything to do - just imagine the amount of stuff in the shops just waiting to be looted.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
10 + 90 = 100%

No more humans. 🙁
perfect!

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
10 + 90 = 100%

No more humans. 🙁
Oh well, I'm the last one anyway. Fresh, shiny cylinder...let me me know when we get to Yuggoth, and whether I'll need a sweater.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I have given much thought to this subject and came up with the most brilliant solution for those uninfected people to walk through the zombie masses unmolested.

In the movie silence of the lambs there is a scene where hannibal escapes a police station by killing a guard and using his face as a mask. I realised this is more then just fantasy - i ...[text shortened]... having anything to do - just imagine the amount of stuff in the shops just waiting to be looted.
How does a zombie know a non-zombie?

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I owe you a beer (organic of course).
😉

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You're confusing humans with the simulacra.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
How does a zombie know a non-zombie?
Secret handshake.