1)A new pc with an NVidia GeForce 6800 Ultra, 2Gb of RAM, 200Gb hard drive, AMD Athalon processor of whatever the highest available speed is etc
2)My own Sound Recording Studio
3)An end to religion (oh the irony at christmas...)
4)An end to George Bush
5)Peace, stability and a lack of greed throughout the minds of all people
6)A pay rise
7)A no strings attached orgy between me, my girlfriend, Anna Friel, Avril Lavigne, PJ Harvey, Giselle Bundchen, Alessandra Ambrosio and Alyson Hannigan
8)An authentic 1976 Gibson Les Paul Standard in orange sunburst
9)Wider shoulders
10)A big red indian rubber ball