“Fathered thread” #5

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This is pursuit?

You think this is pursuit?

No wonder you can't pull even grandmas.

I'm thinking you're the one "doing it now".

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Sure you do.

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I'd sooner eat tapioca.

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You don't have it in you.

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"Imaginary helmet stollen". The mind reels.

"you then imagined leaving the bike parked up all night as you couldn’t ride it home without a lid." Oh, no. I rode home without the helmet. I did have to go buy some shades to keep the wind out of my eyes, though. I got another helmet the next day.

"In the morning you came back and Jesus had turned it into a unicorn." I see what you did there. No, that unicorn must be yours.

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That's probably why he can't bear to engage you for long.

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See? You managed to figure that one out. Keep going, you're on a roll.