Can anyone decipher this for me please?

Can anyone decipher this for me please?

Bon j'ai perdu ma reine et je suis complètement paralysé là, je ne sais pas quoi faire. On fera la revanche dans quelques temps !

Thanking you in advance.

Originally posted by Homer1Simpson
Can anyone decipher this for me please?

Bon j'ai perdu ma reine et je suis complètement paralysé là, je ne sais pas quoi faire. On fera la revanche dans quelques temps !

Thanking you in advance.

According to google translate:

"Well I lost my queen and I'm paralyzed, I do not know what to do. We will revenge in some time!"

Originally posted by Homer1Simpson
Can anyone decipher this for me please?

Bon j'ai perdu ma reine et je suis complètement paralysé là, je ne sais pas quoi faire. On fera la revanche dans quelques temps !

Thanking you in advance.

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Good I lost my queen and I am completely paralyzed there, I do not know what to do. One will do the revenge in some times!

Neither of those translators produced perfect idiomatic English, but they both managed to get the message across.

Bon j'ai perdu ma reine et je suis complètement paralysé là, je ne sais pas quoi faire. On fera la revanche dans quelques temps !

I am half french and this is my take on it...

OK, I lost my queen and I am completely paralysed there, I don't know what to do. We'll have a re-match soon!

(even though the direct translation of revanche is revenge, and Bon is good - you wouldnt really say that in English) (translation can be a nightmare)

Originally posted by Homer1Simpson
Can anyone decipher this for me please?

Bon j'ai perdu ma reine et je suis complètement paralysé là, je ne sais pas quoi faire. On fera la revanche dans quelques temps !

Thanking you in advance.

He said you are a pig and he is going to visit your home
and kill you for defeating him. Then he will exact revenge
on every member of your family with various weapons he
will bring with him. Then he will burn your home and toast
marshmallows in the flames while he throws chess pieces
on to the fire.

If I were you I'd change my name and move and go into
witness protection.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
He said you are a pig and he is going to visit your home
and kill you for defeating him. Then he will exact revenge
on every member of your family with various weapons he
will bring with him. Then he will burn your home and toast
marshmallows in the flames while he throws chess pieces
on to the fire.

If I were you I'd change my name and move and go into
witness protection.

that's just the literal translation and loses the nuanced tones. much too tame that. really, to give it a fair translation, don't hold back.