If crowley...

If crowley were God, could he make a donut so big that even he couldn't eat it?

If crowley and a manatee had a kelp eating contest, would crowley eat the manatee as well?

If crowley were a fat giant blob...oh wait...er...if crowleys arse were....hmmm...okay I got it, if crowley left on a train from Chicago to new York traveling at 60 mph how long would it take for him to polish off the food car?

If I were god, I would BAN fat.

If Crowley was considered skinny.... nobody in the world would be fat!

If a tree fell on Crowley in the woods, would anyone care?

If Crowley lived in the woods... would there be any trees left?

Originally posted by duecer
if crowley left on a train from Chicago to new York traveling at 60 mph how long would it take for him to polish off the food car?

Originally posted by Marinkatomb
How long is the train?

Originally posted by duecer
If crowley were God, could he make a donut so big that even he couldn't eat it?

If crowley and a manatee had a kelp eating contest, would crowley eat the manatee as well?

If crowley were a fat giant blob...oh wait...er...if crowleys arse were....hmmm...okay I got it, if crowley left on a train from Chicago to new York traveling at 60 mph how long would it take for him to polish off the food car?

Originally posted by duecer
If crowley were God, could he make a donut so big that even he couldn't eat it?

If crowley and a manatee had a kelp eating contest, would crowley eat the manatee as well?

If crowley were a fat giant blob...oh wait...er...if crowleys arse were....hmmm...okay I got it, if crowley left on a train from Chicago to new York traveling at 60 mph how long would it take for him to polish off the food car?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'm just glad Crowley is a good sport.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm glad that his fingers are too fat to punch the forum ban button.

Looks like there is somebody out there looking for him....

http://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/w4m/948259782.html

called him out by name!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm glad that his fingers are too fat to punch the forum ban button.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Why did he drop out of proctology college?

Originally posted by Ice Cold
Why did he drop out of proctology college?