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i would like to tell a lie

i would like to tell a lie

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I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?

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Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?
Maybe you could start with another undies sale?

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Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?
You did well already having put two lies in the first sentence...

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Originally posted by marysson
could any of you liars get me started ?
Keep it simple. The easiest thing to remember is the truth. But the truth is exactly what you want to avoid when you are lying.

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Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
Keep it simple. The easiest thing to remember is the truth. But the truth is exactly what you want to avoid when you are lying.
just because its true don't make it right

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Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?
What an excellent post.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
What an excellent post.
And yours is a prime example of the elegant way to do it.

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Originally posted by Ponderable
And yours is a prime example of the elegant way to do it.
Do what?

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Originally posted by JS357
Do what?
It.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
It.
done it been there but the plucking t shirt was only triple x

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Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?
You have a conscience, mary.
Tell the truth (first to yourself and then to others)...
no matter who else chooses to lie.

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Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?
If you MUST tell lies, try ~ at least ~ to make sure they are honourable lies, although this will bring you into conflict with purveyors of honourable liars of all manners of ilk and persuasion.

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Originally posted by marysson
... could any of you liars get me started ?
As you are asking assistance only of liars I cannot help you.

Plenty here who can though.

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I cannot.

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Are lies uttered or extracted under coercion, or by threat of harm or death, wrong in and of themselves? Surely not. In fact, can't deceiving someone who is engaged in dangerous or immoral acts be morally good?