i would like to tell a lie

~~marysson~~

keeper of secrets

General

18 Mar 14

~~marysson~~

keeper of secrets

Joined: 30 Jan 14
Moves: 858

18 Mar 14

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I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37388

18 Mar 14

Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?

Maybe you could start with another undies sale?

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 669999

18 Mar 14

Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?

You did well already having put two lies in the first sentence...

Nick Bourbaki

Son of FMF

In front of the TV

Joined: 13 Mar 14
Moves: 123

18 Mar 14

Originally posted by marysson
could any of you liars get me started ?

Keep it simple. The easiest thing to remember is the truth. But the truth is exactly what you want to avoid when you are lying.

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18 Mar 14

Originally posted by Nick Bourbaki
Keep it simple. The easiest thing to remember is the truth. But the truth is exactly what you want to avoid when you are lying.

just because its true don't make it right

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

DZ-015

Joined: 12 Oct 05
Moves: 42584

18 Mar 14

Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?

What an excellent post.

Ponderable

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined: 22 Apr 05
Moves: 669999

19 Mar 14

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
What an excellent post.

And yours is a prime example of the elegant way to do it.

JS357

Joined: 29 Dec 08
Moves: 6788

19 Mar 14

Originally posted by Ponderable
And yours is a prime example of the elegant way to do it.

Do what?

HandyAndy

Read a book!

Joined: 23 Sep 06
Moves: 18677

19 Mar 14

Originally posted by JS357
Do what?

It.

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Moves: 1339

19 Mar 14

Originally posted by HandyAndy
It.

done it been there but the plucking t shirt was only triple x

Grampy Bobby

Boston Lad

USA

Joined: 14 Jul 07
Moves: 43012

19 Mar 14

Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?

You have a conscience, mary.
Tell the truth (first to yourself and then to others)...
no matter who else chooses to lie.

Nick Bourbaki

Son of FMF

In front of the TV

Joined: 13 Mar 14
Moves: 123

20 Mar 14

Originally posted by marysson
I do not know how to begin, never having done so.

could any of you liars get me started ?

If you MUST tell lies, try ~ at least ~ to make sure they are honourable lies, although this will bring you into conflict with purveyors of honourable liars of all manners of ilk and persuasion.

wolfgang59

Quiz Master

RHP Arms

Joined: 09 Jun 07
Moves: 48794

20 Mar 14

Originally posted by marysson
... could any of you liars get me started ?

As you are asking assistance only of liars I cannot help you.

Plenty here who can though.

coquette

Already mated

Omaha, Nebraska, USA

Joined: 04 Jul 06
Moves: 1121345

20 Mar 14

I cannot.

Nick Bourbaki

Son of FMF

In front of the TV

Joined: 13 Mar 14
Moves: 123

20 Mar 14

Are lies uttered or extracted under coercion, or by threat of harm or death, wrong in and of themselves? Surely not. In fact, can't deceiving someone who is engaged in dangerous or immoral acts be morally good?