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  1. Playing with matches
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    17 May '18 11:32
    A disheveled and more than a bit stinky homeless guy is walking along, minding his own business, when he comes across a beautiful woman standing at the rail of a bridge looking down into a deep chasm.

    As he gets near he calls out to her asking if she's alright. The young lady reacts violently and shouts, "Don't come any closer! I'm going to jump off this bridge and kill myself! Don't try to stop me!"

    The homeless guy, being a big fan of personal freedom, gives this some thought and says, "Alright, I won't try to stop you, but, I have a favor to ask. I'm down on my luck and I haven't felt the touch of a woman in a long time. Would you have sex with me before you go?"

    The woman is horrified and yells at our hero. "Your disgusting! What a horrible thing to ask. Get away from me you filthy pig!"

    Our hero gives this a moments consideration and says, "No problem, I'll just go wait at the bottom?"
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    17 May '18 11:34
    Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
    A disheveled and more than a bit stinky homeless guy is walking along, minding his own business, when he comes across a beautiful woman standing at the rail of a bridge looking down into a deep chasm.

    As he gets near he calls out to her asking if she's alright. The young lady reacts violently and shouts, "Don't come any closer! I'm going to jump ...[text shortened]... hero gives this a moments consideration and says, "No problem, I'll just go wait at the bottom?"
    Uproariously hilarious!! 🙄
  3. SubscriberPonderable
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    17 May '18 11:42
  4. Standard memberapathist
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    17 May '18 11:54
    I get a daily joke by working the cryptoquiz. So far they are all sweet and forgettable.
  5. Playing with matches
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    17 May '18 12:57
    Originally posted by @ponderable
    Thread 158151
    That thread is full of crap one liners and knock knock jokes. This one is meant for premium lulz.
  6. SubscriberPonderable
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    17 May '18 13:13
    Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
    That thread is full of crap one liners and knock knock jokes. This one is meant for premium lulz.
    good one!
  7. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    17 May '18 13:49
    Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
    A disheveled and more than a bit stinky homeless guy is walking along, minding his own business, when he comes across a beautiful woman standing at the rail of a bridge looking down into a deep chasm.

    As he gets near he calls out to her asking if she's alright. The young lady reacts violently and shouts, "Don't come any closer! I'm going to jump ...[text shortened]... hero gives this a moments consideration and says, "No problem, I'll just go wait at the bottom?"
    Disgusting as usual!!!

    10 thumbs down for that one!!!

    -VR
  8. Mar-a-Lago
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    17 May '18 14:07
    Yesterday I walked past a dishevelled busker playing Breakfast in America.
    I said that's Supertramp.
    He replied thanks very much.
  9. Subscriberrookie54online
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    17 May '18 15:20
    tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die...
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  10. Playing with matches
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    17 May '18 15:22
    Originally posted by @captain-strange
    Yesterday I walked past a dishevelled busker playing Breakfast in America.
    I said that's Supertramp.
    He replied thanks very much.
    That’s crap.
  11. Playing with matches
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    17 May '18 15:23
    Originally posted by @very-rusty
    Disgusting as usual!!!

    10 thumbs down for that one!!!

    -VR
    You’re a humorless turd wagon.
  12. Playing with matches
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    17 May '18 15:23
    Originally posted by @ponderable
    good one!
    This thread will also have my critique of your posted jokes.
  13. Unknown Territories
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    17 May '18 16:11
    Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
    This thread will also have my critique of your posted jokes.
    Microscopic thread.
  14. Subscriberrookie54online
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    17 May '18 16:42
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    17 May '18 18:56
    Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
    You’re a humorless turd wagon.
    And you are just a turd, hop on the wagon! 😛

    -VR
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