God is nothing but a method

Dear God,
hope you got the letter, and...
I pray you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
but all the people that you made in your image, see
them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
I can't believe in you

Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
mankind after we made you? And the devil too...

Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you... Dear God.


Dear God, by XTC

Originally posted by rwingett

No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
letting us humans down.
Dear God, by XTC
Poor theologically-confused XTC. There are no pearly gates, there is no God, but someday, there will be a judgment day for all them gun-botherers in the USA.
Bad apples affecting the pure. Melt their albums, instead.

sorry you did not get the bolt of lightning you requested. but god works his wonders his way. But i pray for you and the like of you. Ive just posted this only to find its gone????? shav you see the bolt missed you and hit your post wonders of wonders

Originally posted by stoker
sorry you did not get the bolt of lightning you requested. but god works his wonders his way. But i pray for you and the like of you. Ive just posted this only to find its gone????? shav you see the bolt missed you and hit your post wonders of wonders

It seems the religious fcukwits on this site have given my post a lightning bolt...

Not to worry, I'll just repost it when you're all asleep.

Originally posted by shavixmir
I'll just repost it when you're all asleep.

He never sleeps, He never slumbers.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
He never sleeps, He never slumbers.

I'm led to believe that's because Shav is our new prophet. What ever happened to Shav-ism? (shavin-ism?)

Originally posted by scottishinnz
I'm led to believe that's because Shav is our new prophet. What ever happened to Shav-ism? (shavin-ism?)

He needs a Paul. Any takers?

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
He needs a Paul. Any takers?

What? Like an Italian silver coin?

i fear world wide pestilence
and i dont even know what that is

Originally posted by scottishinnz
What? Like an Italian silver coin?

No, someone to traduce his message and proclaim him divine (complete with ungrammatical title) so as form and lead a cult around him.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
No, someone to traduce his message and proclaim him divine (complete with ungrammatical title) so as form and lead a cult around him.

Let's see what influence Shavvy's dad can have on Western civilization.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
No, someone to traduce his message and proclaim him divine (complete with ungrammatical title) so as form and lead a cult around him.

That was sounding like a dream job up until the ungrammatical title part. Maybe I should form a cult and sacrifice those who make too many grammar or spelling errors.

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
That was sounding like a dream job up until the ungrammatical title part. Maybe I should form a cult and sacrifice those who make too many grammar or spelling errors.

Only sticklers will cavil at the grammar issue--I was completely unaware that "Jesus Christ" is (deliberately?) bad Greek. Should be "Jesus the Christ" (i.e. "Lord" ). "Jesus Christ" sounds like you could also call him Mr Christ. Anyway, "Christ" has been taken, so you can think up another title for him.

I would prefer a cult that took the middle way--sacrificing those on either extreme of the spelling mean.