1. Donationrwingett
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    29 Dec '05 12:45
    Dear God,
    hope you got the letter, and...
    I pray you can make it better down here.
    I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer
    but all the people that you made in your image, see
    them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get
    enough to eat from God, I can't believe in you

    Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard
    loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
    and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting
    in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God,
    I can't believe in you

    Did you make disease, and the diamond blue? Did you make
    mankind after we made you? And the devil too...

    Dear God, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on
    a lot of quotes in this book, and us crazy humans wrote it, you
    should take a look, and all the people that you made in your
    image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and
    so do you, dear God, I can't believe in I don't believe in

    I won't believe in heaven and hell. No saints, no sinners, no
    devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
    letting us humans down. The wars you bring, the babes you
    drown. Those lost at sea and never found, and it's the same the
    whole world 'round. The hurt I see helps to compound that
    Father, Son and Holy Ghost is just somebody's unholy hoax,
    and if you're up there you'd perceive that my heart's here upon
    my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

    it's you... Dear God.


    Dear God, by XTC
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    29 Dec '05 13:25
    Originally posted by rwingett
    No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always
    letting us humans down.
    Dear God, by XTC

    Poor theologically-confused XTC. There are no pearly gates, there is no God, but someday, there will be a judgment day for all them gun-botherers in the USA.
    Bad apples affecting the pure. Melt their albums, instead.
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    29 Dec '05 13:511 edit
    sorry you did not get the bolt of lightning you requested. but god works his wonders his way. But i pray for you and the like of you. Ive just posted this only to find its gone????? shav you see the bolt missed you and hit your post wonders of wonders
  4. Standard membershavixmir
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    29 Dec '05 15:47
    Originally posted by stoker
    sorry you did not get the bolt of lightning you requested. but god works his wonders his way. But i pray for you and the like of you. Ive just posted this only to find its gone????? shav you see the bolt missed you and hit your post wonders of wonders
    It seems the religious fcukwits on this site have given my post a lightning bolt...

    Not to worry, I'll just repost it when you're all asleep.
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    29 Dec '05 15:49
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    I'll just repost it when you're all asleep.
    He never sleeps, He never slumbers.
  6. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    30 Dec '05 04:48
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    He never sleeps, He never slumbers.
    I'm led to believe that's because Shav is our new prophet. What ever happened to Shav-ism? (shavin-ism?)
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    30 Dec '05 04:55
    Originally posted by scottishinnz
    I'm led to believe that's because Shav is our new prophet. What ever happened to Shav-ism? (shavin-ism?)
    He needs a Paul. Any takers?
  8. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    30 Dec '05 05:09
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    He needs a Paul. Any takers?
    What? Like an Italian silver coin?
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    30 Dec '05 05:151 edit
    i fear world wide pestilence
    and i dont even know what that is
  10. Standard memberBosse de Nage
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    30 Dec '05 06:15
    Originally posted by scottishinnz
    What? Like an Italian silver coin?
    No, someone to traduce his message and proclaim him divine (complete with ungrammatical title) so as form and lead a cult around him.
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    30 Dec '05 06:41
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    No, someone to traduce his message and proclaim him divine (complete with ungrammatical title) so as form and lead a cult around him.
    Let's see what influence Shavvy's dad can have on Western civilization.
  12. Standard memberUmbrageOfSnow
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    30 Dec '05 07:20
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    No, someone to traduce his message and proclaim him divine (complete with ungrammatical title) so as form and lead a cult around him.
    That was sounding like a dream job up until the ungrammatical title part. Maybe I should form a cult and sacrifice those who make too many grammar or spelling errors.
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    30 Dec '05 08:371 edit
    Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
    That was sounding like a dream job up until the ungrammatical title part. Maybe I should form a cult and sacrifice those who make too many grammar or spelling errors.
    Only sticklers will cavil at the grammar issue--I was completely unaware that "Jesus Christ" is (deliberately?) bad Greek. Should be "Jesus the Christ" (i.e. "Lord" ). "Jesus Christ" sounds like you could also call him Mr Christ. Anyway, "Christ" has been taken, so you can think up another title for him.

    I would prefer a cult that took the middle way--sacrificing those on either extreme of the spelling mean.
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    30 Dec '05 09:19
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    Let's see what influence Shavvy's dad can have on Western civilization.
    My mother is called Mary and my father was called Johannes Paulus.

    I think they're quite cool references, suited to my new found divinity.

    Shavism will grow. Just watch it. As for me, I'm too drunk to care around this time of year, but I'll be back to normal; doing miracles, healing the sick and urinating in people's coffee, from 2nd of January onwards.
  15. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    30 Dec '05 09:25
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    My mother is called Mary and my father was called Johannes Paulus.

    I think they're quite cool references, suited to my new found divinity.

    Shavism will grow. Just watch it. As for me, I'm too drunk to care around this time of year, but I'll be back to normal; doing miracles, healing the sick and urinating in people's coffee, from 2nd of January onwards.
    Wait!!! The second of January is my birthday!! It's a sign! Out of all the possible dates you chose my birthday! And I'm drunk too!! And I like exclamation marks!!! Oh Dear Lord Shav, since I have been the one to name your worship - shavinism - and these profusion of signs, may I beg to be worthy of being you Italian Silver coin?!

    All hail the one true Shavinist!
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