Prose Competition 7, PRETENTION

Due to a lack of response for the last 2 rounds I'll need a guarentee for your entry.

Everyone who promises to write prose for the Pretentious round please send me a private message stating thus.

It'll be the usual rules for entry. 1000 words, no swearing, no scary ghosts, etc. Try to spell correctly.

Deadline for your promise = Sunday 19 Feb
Deadline for your prose = Monday 6 March

Entries: 1 - Scary ghosts: 0

Originally posted by hopscotch
Entries: 1 - Scary ghosts: 0

And a partridge in a pear tree.

Originally posted by hopscotch
It'll be the usual rules for entry. 1000 words, no swearing, no scary ghosts, etc. Try to spell correctly.

First submission: Scary ghosts... ???

Entries: 2 - Scary Ghosts: 0

Originally posted by stocken
First submission: Scary ghosts... ???

ixnay! ixnay!

Originally posted by hopscotch
Due to a lack of response for the last 2 rounds I'll need a guarentee for your entry.

Everyone who promises to write prose for the Pretentious round please [b]send me a private message stating thus.

It'll be the usual rules for entry. 1000 words, no swearing, no scary ghosts, etc. Try to spell correctly.

Deadline for your promise = Sunday 19 Feb
Deadline for your prose = Monday 6 March[/b]

tell me did your mouse come into your dream and scared you?

Originally posted by vuelve
tell me did your mouse come into your dream and scared you?

um... ok...

Originally posted by vuelve
tell me did your mouse come into your dream and scared you?

Tell me, did you take schooling from widget and SVW?

Peachy gets 10 points for being the first to realise that I misspelt (misspelled?) the word 'pretension' as a joke.

Originally posted by hopscotch
Peachy gets 10 points for being the first to realise that I misspelt (misspelled?) the word 'pretension' as a joke.

*YAAAAAAY*

Am supposed to be happy, right? 😵

Originally posted by hopscotch
guarentee

😞

Originally posted by Bowmann
😞

😴

Promised prose entrants: 3 - Evil scary leprachaun ghosts: 0

Originally posted by hopscotch
Peachy gets 10 points for being the first to realise that I misspelt (misspelled?) the word 'pretension' as a joke.

I thought the old 'it was a joke' excuse died of old age in the late 1970s?