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How do you dress like a gay?

How do you dress like a gay?

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Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?
First, edit everything you type at least seven times.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?
Start with the socks.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?
Just go to Abercrombie & Fitch. They can outfit you appropriately. Or so I have been told. 😀

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?
I always thought gays dressed like us....except with more style 😕

Try asking your girlfriend what she'd dress you like, that's usually a bit less macho.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?
i think you are gay.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?
Dress like your friend.

A bit worried that you are so desperate for a free drink that you are willing to dress like a gay to get one!

Just watch out for when you have had up to 30 free drinks and wake up next morning with your friend and 10 of his pals from the club who came back with you for a party. You will never know just how lucky or unlucky you have been!

😉

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?
A skin tight t-shirt tucked into your jeans

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Watch the TV show called "A Queer Eye for the Straight Guy"

In your case the program should be renamed "A Queer Eye for the Queer Guy"

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Chaps with nothing underneath.

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?
so you want to allow a homosexual to put some date rape drug in ur drink after he gets you drunk to take you home and penetrate you anally???

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i just dont understand that

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Wear everything a size smaller and a shade lighter than normal, also style your hair into a fin pointing down the front of your face. Wear shiny shoes and wear glitter on your cheeks.....there...perfect!

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...wear something anti-christian...you'll get drinks all night...

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
so you want to allow a homosexual to put some date rape drug in ur drink after he gets you drunk to take you home and penetrate you anally???
You can read him like a book, can't you?