It teaches kids that they too can be baptized through the sweat and crushing riffs of Stryper and Tourniquet, and thereby enter into the Kingdom of God to slam-dance for all eternity with John the Baptist.
Don't you read your local Christian program? There are millions littering the sidewalk at Yonge and Bloor.
Originally posted by darvlay To be honest, nothing puts me in a better mood than taking a big sloppy dump over the embarrassment that is Christian Rock.
I was asked to play guitar for my fathers church band, I pretty much told them - in the nicest way I possibly could - that it would be a waste of my time and talents 😛
And plus, I'd rather have people hold their lighters up for me when I play then have them hold their hands up to God when I play. I don't want to be second lol
Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex Quite opinionated for a girl, arent you. I can only assume this burst of creativity has been brought on via a chemical medium.
Originally posted by darvlay To be honest, nothing puts me in a better mood than taking a big sloppy dump over the embarrassment that is Christian Rock.
It's all part of the "Catholicism Wow!" campaign to bring young sheep into the fold.
What Christian Rock Teaches Young Christians
20 Nov '07 15:39
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