Cheating!

Originally posted by DawgHaus
Allowed to consult:
Books, magazines, opening databases, pets, household plants, babies.

Not allowed to consult:
Computer engines, endgame tablebases, Internet message boards, your roommate, Toddlers with FIDE ratings, college athletes, space aliens, that guy who plays chess in the park, people in general

Gray areas:
Toddlers without FIDE ratings, ...[text shortened]... of congress, Koko the sign-language-using gorilla, hosts of The View, people who plays the Grob.

I can ask my cat then? He has an IM norm. 😕

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I can ask my cat then? He has an IM norm. 😕

my cat challenges your cat to a game. he calls your cat a SCARED COWARD

Originally posted by trev33
my cat challenges your cat to a game. he calls your cat a SCARED COWARD

yeah, cus most cowards aren't scared

Originally posted by trev33
my cat challenges your cat to a game. he calls your cat a SCARED COWARD

If he or she wins the Candidate's matches, then yes.

Originally posted by Ice Cold
I can ask my cat then? He has an IM norm. 😕

I've played your cat, he's not that great. I can beat him two out of three.

My cat is the best. Just as a side question how many norms have you scored so far, DawgH?

My cat beat me , but lost to Ralph Barker at the Scottish Congress.

The most famous cat chess game in the history of cat chess?

Catablanca v Moggyubolov

(there is no score because the games was scratched).

Originally posted by DawgHaus
Allowed to consult:
Books, magazines, opening databases, pets, household plants, babies.

Inasmuch as my cat has actually pushed pawns across a real chess board, I think I should not be permitted to consult with her.

Originally posted by JayDoherty
Thanks for that guys. I obviously haven't read the rules!!
Just as an aside, why is consulting books & databases deemed acceptable?

That's one of the principal reasons for playing correspondence chess--to study an opening while playing it.

cxan I consultmy engine if it only play the grob ?

Can I consult my friend, if he play the grob.


My friend is dead,can i coonsult him.


CAn we consult god ?

If God plays the Grob, all major world religions are in deep trouble.

Originally posted by DawgHaus
If God plays the Grob, all major world religions are in deep trouble.

Are the major world religions playing Black?

when god will play chess, it will the end for us,human. all our theory will be stepped aside, as god is perfect.

Originally posted by AudreyxSophie
when god will play chess, it will the end for us,human. all our theory will be stepped aside, as god is perfect.

Weyerstrass is there to save all human kind.