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Joined 25 Apr '06 Moves 5939 Originally posted by AudreyxSophie
when god will play chess, it will the end for us humans. Well at least he'd be far too busy playing chess to send us his punishments (earthquakes, floodings, hurricanes) for our bad behaviour
Joined 21 Jan '07 Moves 12359 Originally posted by heinzkat
Well at least he'd be far too busy playing chess to send us his punishments (earthquakes, floodings, hurricanes) for our bad behaviour but being he omnipresent, wouldn't he be in the analysis rooms as well, and thus be cheating?
Joined 19 Nov '05 Moves 3112 Originally posted by AudreyxSophie
My friend is dead,can i coonsult him.
CAn we consult god ? Yes, you're obviously allowed to consult yourself.
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Joined 06 May '08 Moves 42492 Just imagine going to Heaven and playing God at chess.
You play 1.e4. He says "Mate in 32."
You take it back and play 1.d4. "Mate in 38."
You go 1.Nf3 "Mate in 29"
You say OK and let him have White.
He does not make a move but simply says:
"It's Mate in 27."
That would be really naff.
And it would the same in Hell 'cept down there you are not
allowed to move your Bishops.
Hmmmmm.......No London System in Hell.......I'm being tempted.
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Joined 08 Mar '03 Moves 38202 Originally posted by greenpawn34
Just imagine going to Heaven and playing God at chess.
You play 1.e4. He says "Mate in 32."
You take it back and play 1.d4. "Mate in 38."
You go 1.Nf3 "Mate in 29"
You say OK and let him have White.
He does not make a move but simply says:
"It's Mate in 27."
That would be really naff.
And it would the same in Hell 'cept down ther ...[text shortened]... ove your Bishops.
Hmmmmm.......No London System in Hell.......I'm being tempted. Enjoyed that and rec'd.
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