Chess players told to cover their cleavage

Originally posted by Wilfriedva
Gave it some thought and decided I'd much rather lose to a nice cleavage than get blasted off the board in 15 moves by a snotty kid who has memorized half MCO.

Amen!

I have reported the lot of you for being rude.

The word 'cleavage' does not belong in a chess forum.

In my day women never had the 'cleavage'.
The women players all looked like young men who did not shave and
were without spots.
Morphy never beat a lady player and neither did we.

First we have computers ruining our game and now the 'cleavage.'
Both are silicon based. 🙂

Originally posted by greenpawn34
I have reported the lot of you for being rude.

The word 'cleavage' does not belong in a chess forum.

In my day women never had the 'cleavage'.
The women players all looked like young men who did not shave and
were without spots.
Morphy never beat a lady player and neither did we.

First we have computers ruining our game and now the 'cleavage.'
Both are silicon based. 🙂

Some bits of silicon are better than others.

Q

Originally posted by greenpawn34
I have reported the lot of you for being rude.

The word 'cleavage' does not belong in a chess forum.

In my day women never had the 'cleavage'.
The women players all looked like young men who did not shave and
were without spots.
Morphy never beat a lady player and neither did we.

First we have computers ruining our game and now the 'cleavage.'
Both are silicon based. 🙂

i got beat up by a lady on fics, she then proceeded to mock me, said she was laughing
at my moves, said she was going to paste the game on her facebook page so that all
her friends could laugh at it, naturally, i said i let her win, it would be good for her self
esteem etc,

Originally posted by PhySiQ
Interesting. That is in fact the very last rule I'd like to see them enforce in beach volleyball.

Each their own,

Q

Well, yeah. I was being sarcastic.

Richard

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Well, you know... there's no rule against lesbians playing chess. FIDE hasn't descended quite that far down, though it is on its way, Ilyumzhinov be bebothered.

RIchard

Originally posted by PhySiQ
Some bits of silicon are better than others.

I dunno, I prefer the real deal in both cases.

Richard

Originally posted by greenpawn34
I have reported the lot of you for being rude.

The word 'cleavage' does not belong in a chess forum.

In my day women never had the 'cleavage'.
The women players all looked like young men who did not shave and
were without spots.
Morphy never beat a lady player and neither did we.

First we have computers ruining our game and now the 'cleavage.'
Both are silicon based. 🙂

"Cleavage" refers to any board position with an isolated pawn, nestled between two open or half-open files.

The only fair solution is for all players to play nude.

Originally posted by SmittyTime
The only fair solution is for all players to play nude.

That could give a whole new meaning to sack the queen! 🙂

Originally posted by Paul Leggett
"Cleavage" refers to any board position with an isolated pawn, nestled between two open or half-open files.

Good one. I like that metaphor.