Chess players told to cover their cleavage

moon1969

Only Chess

23 Mar 12 13:58

Paul Leggett

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The Stacks

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25 Mar 12 20:44

Originally posted by Wilfriedva
Gave it some thought and decided I'd much rather lose to a nice cleavage than get blasted off the board in 15 moves by a snotty kid who has memorized half MCO.

Amen!

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25 Mar 12 21:25

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25 Mar 12 21:35

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greenpawn34

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26 Mar 12 02:06

I have reported the lot of you for being rude.

The word 'cleavage' does not belong in a chess forum.

In my day women never had the 'cleavage'.
The women players all looked like young men who did not shave and
were without spots.
Morphy never beat a lady player and neither did we.

First we have computers ruining our game and now the 'cleavage.'
Both are silicon based. 🙂

PhySiQ

The Ghost Bishop

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26 Mar 12 02:11

Originally posted by greenpawn34
I have reported the lot of you for being rude.

The word 'cleavage' does not belong in a chess forum.

In my day women never had the 'cleavage'.
The women players all looked like young men who did not shave and
were without spots.
Morphy never beat a lady player and neither did we.

First we have computers ruining our game and now the 'cleavage.'
Both are silicon based. 🙂

Some bits of silicon are better than others.

Q

~~robbie carrobie~~

Joined: 26 Aug 07
Moves: 38239

26 Mar 12 08:01

Originally posted by greenpawn34
I have reported the lot of you for being rude.

The word 'cleavage' does not belong in a chess forum.

In my day women never had the 'cleavage'.
The women players all looked like young men who did not shave and
were without spots.
Morphy never beat a lady player and neither did we.

First we have computers ruining our game and now the 'cleavage.'
Both are silicon based. 🙂

i got beat up by a lady on fics, she then proceeded to mock me, said she was laughing
at my moves, said she was going to paste the game on her facebook page so that all
her friends could laugh at it, naturally, i said i let her win, it would be good for her self
esteem etc,

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

26 Mar 12 10:31

Originally posted by PhySiQ
Interesting. That is in fact the very last rule I'd like to see them enforce in beach volleyball.

Each their own,

Q

Well, yeah. I was being sarcastic.

Richard

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

26 Mar 12 10:33

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Well, you know... there's no rule against lesbians playing chess. FIDE hasn't descended quite that far down, though it is on its way, Ilyumzhinov be bebothered.

RIchard

Shallow Blue

Joined: 18 Jan 07
Moves: 12477

26 Mar 12 10:43

Originally posted by PhySiQ
Some bits of silicon are better than others.

I dunno, I prefer the real deal in both cases.

Richard

Paul Leggett

Chess Librarian

The Stacks

Joined: 21 Aug 09
Moves: 115129

26 Mar 12 11:43

Originally posted by greenpawn34
I have reported the lot of you for being rude.

The word 'cleavage' does not belong in a chess forum.

In my day women never had the 'cleavage'.
The women players all looked like young men who did not shave and
were without spots.
Morphy never beat a lady player and neither did we.

First we have computers ruining our game and now the 'cleavage.'
Both are silicon based. 🙂

"Cleavage" refers to any board position with an isolated pawn, nestled between two open or half-open files.

SmittyTime

Joined: 27 Apr 07
Moves: 129779

26 Mar 12 18:37

The only fair solution is for all players to play nude.

sbacat

Eddie's Dad

Raving Mad

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26 Mar 12 19:05

Originally posted by SmittyTime
The only fair solution is for all players to play nude.

That could give a whole new meaning to sack the queen! 🙂

moon1969

Houston, Texas

Joined: 28 Sep 10
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26 Mar 12 22:56

Originally posted by Paul Leggett
"Cleavage" refers to any board position with an isolated pawn, nestled between two open or half-open files.

Good one. I like that metaphor.