My latest opponent opened with 1.Nc3 and I thought well let's transpose into a closed Sicilian and replied 1...c5. He then 'agreed' and played 2.e4 and I responded with 2...d6. He just played 3.Nf3 before I realized we weren't playing the Closed Sicilian at all. The actual moves of our game were 1.Nf3 f5 2.d4 e6 3.Nc3...
I had gotten the Queen and King mixed up. Now it'll probably be a Staunton Gambit.
Hahaha.