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  1. 11 Dec '05 22:36
    I know all the basics of chess but I want to improve under to tutulage of a teacher, so would someone please take me one.
  2. Standard member zakkwylder
    Mouth for war
    11 Dec '05 22:49
    Originally posted by pawn111
    I know all the basics of chess but I want to improve under to tutulage of a teacher, so would someone please take me one.
    I know of someone. His name is fritz, he'll teach you for a one time fee of $65. Try the electronics store at your local mall and you should find him.
  3. 11 Dec '05 23:12
    alright here fokes i meant online and for free, you know for the love of the game, out of your hearts
  4. 11 Dec '05 23:17
    Originally posted by pawn111
    I know all the basics of chess but I want to improve under to tutulage of a teacher, so would someone please take me one.
    I'll take you on for £20 an hour. With that you will get your games fully annotated, personal tutoring with game instruction and puzzles. Act now and receive a free t-shirt.
    Major credit cards accepted.
  5. Standard member XanthosNZ
    Cancerous Bus Crash
    11 Dec '05 23:18
    Originally posted by Bad wolf
    I'll take you on for £20 an hour. With that you will get your games fully annotated, personal tutoring with game instruction and puzzles. Act now and receive a free t-shirt.
    Major credit cards accepted.
    Why would he choose you for an hourly fee when he can get the same thing for a one time payment?
  6. 11 Dec '05 23:19 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by pawn111
    alright here fokes i meant online and for free, you know for the love of the game, out of your hearts
  7. 11 Dec '05 23:20
    Originally posted by XanthosNZ
    Why would he choose you for an hourly fee when he can get the same thing for a one time payment?
    Maybe he can't afford to pay up-front?
  8. Standard member ark13
    Enola Straight
    11 Dec '05 23:39
    Originally posted by pawn111
    I know all the basics of chess but I want to improve under to tutulage of a teacher, so would someone please take me one.
    What's in it for us?
  9. 12 Dec '05 00:20
    Originally posted by XanthosNZ
    Why would he choose you for an hourly fee when he can get the same thing for a one time payment?
    Wind close sailing to the.
  10. 12 Dec '05 00:40
    Originally posted by pawn111
    you know for the love of the game
    we hate this game.
  11. 12 Dec '05 01:01
    whats in it for you? you know I asked someone one day to teach me the basics, i didnt know them but they taught me, now im asking for more help and assuming someone with some guts will help you selfish puke
  12. 12 Dec '05 01:08
    Originally posted by pawn111
    whats in it for you? you know I asked someone one day to teach me the basics, i didnt know them but they taught me, now im asking for more help and assuming someone with some guts will help you selfish puke
    In order to learn the secret of chess, you first have to paint my fence, wax my car and sand my floors.

    Trust me, I've seen it work.
  13. 12 Dec '05 01:13
    Originally posted by pawn111
    alright here fokes i meant online and for free, you know for the love of the game, out of your hearts
    i dont think tutalage is a word an that was a pretty dorky sentence
  14. Standard member zakkwylder
    Mouth for war
    12 Dec '05 02:09
    Originally posted by pawn111
    fokes
    What are those?
  15. Standard member ark13
    Enola Straight
    12 Dec '05 02:12
    Originally posted by pawn111
    whats in it for you? you know I asked someone one day to teach me the basics, i didnt know them but they taught me, now im asking for more help and assuming someone with some guts will help you selfish puke
    It was a joke.

    But I'm not sure why any of us would teach you instead of the many other people on this site. There are thousands of people here that would benifiet from some instruction. What makes you special?