23 Oct 04
I'm not yet up to the glorious 1600, but I'll get there, you can book on it!! I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it! I'm nabbing pieces all over the place. My opponents are sitting ducks the moment I find them on my games list!
Losses only make me stronger. So, you see, I'm in probably the best "catch 22" you can be in. Wins only confirm my greatness (not just as a chess player, but as a sexy male), and losses are just bulking up my chess muscles for the next patzer's downfall at the hand of my iron fist!!
Mate....I win!
23 Oct 04
Originally posted by steelydanthe average rating of your opponents is 991....so you prey on the weak!
I'm not yet up to the glorious 1600, but I'll get there, you can book on it!! I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it! I'm nabbing pieces all over the place. My opponents are sitting ducks the moment I find them on my games list!
Losses only make me stronger. So, you see, I'm in probably the best "cat ...[text shortened]... my chess muscles for the next patzer's downfall at the hand of my iron fist!!
Mate....I win!
23 Oct 04
Originally posted by steelydanIf you only study chess 15-18 minutes a day, then you deserve to lose everytime, you lazy butt, capitalism is supposed to reward hard work, ugh wait, it doesn't, that's propaganda, too bad everyone beleives it. . .
I'm not yet up to the glorious 1600, but I'll get there, you can book on it!! I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it! I'm nabbing pieces all over the place. My opponents are sitting ducks the moment I find them on my games list!
Losses only make me stronger. So, you see, I'm in probably the best "cat ...[text shortened]... my chess muscles for the next patzer's downfall at the hand of my iron fist!!
Mate....I win!
23 Oct 04
Originally posted by steelydanROTFL! 🙂
I'm not yet up to the glorious 1600, but I'll get there, you can book on it!! I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it! I'm nabbing pieces all over the place. My opponents are sitting ducks the moment I find them on my games list!
Losses only make me stronger. So, you see, I'm in probably the best "cat ...[text shortened]... my chess muscles for the next patzer's downfall at the hand of my iron fist!!
Mate....I win!
24 Oct 04
Originally posted by steelydanThis has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen on the forum to this date. I think the greatest line is: "I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it!" Like 15 minutes a day does anything. I spend hours on the weekend playing and studying openings, endgames, and master games.
I'm not yet up to the glorious 1600, but I'll get there, you can book on it!! I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it! I'm nabbing pieces all over the place. My opponents are sitting ducks the moment I find them on my games list!
Losses only make me stronger. So, you see, I'm in probably the best "cat ...[text shortened]... my chess muscles for the next patzer's downfall at the hand of my iron fist!!
Mate....I win!
24 Oct 04
Originally posted by !~TONY~!I think the original poster was just being sarcastic there folks.
This has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen on the forum to this date. I think the greatest line is: "I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it!" Like 15 minutes a day does anything. I spend hours on the weekend playing and studying openings, endgames, and master games.
24 Oct 04
Originally posted by mateuloseCapitalism rewards output, nothing else. Whether you get to it by slogging your posterior out for hours/days/weeks on end or be smart about it and get it done in 15-18 minutes is up to you. If you can't get the job done, you don't get rewarded.
If you only study chess 15-18 minutes a day, then you deserve to lose everytime, you lazy butt, capitalism is supposed to reward hard work, ugh wait, it doesn't, that's propaganda, too bad everyone beleives it. . .
25 Oct 04
Originally posted by steelydan"Wins only confirm my greatness (not just as a chess player, but as a sexy male)"
I'm not yet up to the glorious 1600, but I'll get there, you can book on it!! I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it! I'm nabbing pieces all over the place. My opponents are sitting ducks the moment I find them on my games list!
Losses only make me stronger. So, you see, I'm in probably the best "cat ...[text shortened]... my chess muscles for the next patzer's downfall at the hand of my iron fist!!
Mate....I win!
I believe that you got plenty of chess challenges from this but how many dates did you get out of this post?
I could say that I am good in bed but that could mean that I am great at sleeping 🙂
26 Oct 04
Originally posted by steelydanLOL..
I'm not yet up to the glorious 1600, but I'll get there, you can book on it!! I spend about 15-18 minutes a day studying chess and my games are a testament to it! I'm nabbing pieces all over the place. My opponents are sitting ducks the moment I find them on my games list!
Losses only make me stronger. So, you see, I'm in probably the best "cat ...[text shortened]... my chess muscles for the next patzer's downfall at the hand of my iron fist!!
Mate....I win!
Might be the funniest post yet on the subject.
Way to go. :-)
Seems like it's harder for people to see the satir when it seems some one is bragging about being godlike than worthless... Interesting difference, wouldn't you say? ;-)