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  1. Standard member Frank Burns
    Great Big Stees
    24 Jan '08 13:28
  2. 24 Jan '08 13:36
    I'd have expected his rating to be higher...
  3. Subscriber duecer
    anybody seen my
    24 Jan '08 13:43
    Originally posted by Jake Ellison
    I'd have expected his rating to be higher...
    wow! God can't afford a subscription
  4. Standard member Frank Burns
    Great Big Stees
    24 Jan '08 13:47
    I think we can all agree that God's an under-achiever.

    And cheap...
  5. 24 Jan '08 13:50
    What makes you think you're playing God?
  6. Standard member cludi
    Blogger
    24 Jan '08 13:57
    Originally posted by Mahout
    What makes you think you're playing God?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh
  7. Standard member wormwood
    If Theres Hell Below
    24 Jan '08 14:06
    Originally posted by Frank Burns
    Yep;

    Game 4524840
    ah, the age-old question: can God create a chessplayer so awesomely drunk, that even He can't beat him?
  8. 24 Jan '08 15:08
    I thought God had left. Gi-gah!

    User 255770
  9. 24 Jan '08 15:21
    User 139297

    The indivisible oneness of the Trinity.
  10. 24 Jan '08 15:38 / 1 edit
    Should be reported for holding multiple accounts?

    Does this mean that RHP have the ip address of heaven?
  11. 24 Jan '08 15:40
    He is an imposter. God has a rating of 3000
  12. 24 Jan '08 15:51
    Originally posted by veager
    He is an imposter. God has a rating of 3000
    That's it? Some engines are supposed to be above that mark.
  13. 24 Jan '08 16:06
    saw this on a truck a while ago ----
    GOD is an acronym for "guaranteed overnight delivery."
  14. 24 Jan '08 19:07
    Originally posted by Nordlys
    I thought God had left. Gi-gah!

    User 255770
    He sent his son, but the guy gave up after one game, so he quit too.

    User 14725
  15. 24 Jan '08 19:14
    Originally posted by Policestate
    He sent his son, but the guy gave up after one game, so he quit too.

    User 14725
    User 5505
    User 12542

    Mom was there too.