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  1. Subscriber venda
    Dave
    30 Oct '13 12:56
    Who is he? -the president of the world chess federation since 1995.
    He believes the planet will be destroyed by aliens if people do not play enough chess!!!
    What chance is there of promoting the game with someone like that in charge?
    Apparently his presidency is being contested by none other than Gary Kasparov.
  2. 30 Oct '13 13:34
    Millions of us play chess.

    Have you seen any aliens....No.

    It's working!
  3. Subscriber venda
    Dave
    30 Oct '13 14:21
    Originally posted by greenpawn34
    Millions of us play chess.

    Have you seen any aliens....No.

    It's working!
    Ah ,but would you recognise an alien?
    They may have a cunning disguise.
  4. Subscriber sonhouse
    Fast and Curious
    30 Oct '13 14:55 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by venda
    Ah ,but would you recognise an alien?
    They may have a cunning disguise.
    I heard they were skinny guys with carrying chessboards. Watch out.
  5. Donation ketchuplover
    G.O.A.T.
    30 Oct '13 15:13
    The pieces are the aliens!
  6. Subscriber 64squaresofpain On Vacation
    The drunk knight
    30 Oct '13 15:29
    The aliens invented en-passant
  7. Subscriber Marinkatomb
    wotagr8game
    31 Oct '13 00:40
    Originally posted by 64squaresofpain
    The aliens invented en-passant
    I heard they invented the ARB chess system
  8. Standard member SwissGambit
    Caninus Interruptus
    31 Oct '13 02:05 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by Marinkatomb
    I heard they invented the ARB chess system
    If that exemplified their best thinking, they never would have made it to our planet.
  9. Subscriber moonbus
    Uber-Nerd
    02 Nov '13 19:55
    Originally posted by venda
    Ah ,but would you recognise an alien?
    They may have a cunning disguise.
    They're invisible. Except to other aliens.
  10. Standard member RJHinds
    The Near Genius
    02 Nov '13 20:35
    Originally posted by venda
    Ah ,but would you recognise an alien?
    They may have a cunning disguise.
    You can recognize the aliens by their bald head and big black almond shaped eyes and greyish skin. They sometimes wear sombreros and disguise themselves like Mexicans.

    The Instructor
  11. 02 Nov '13 20:55
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    You can recognize the aliens by their bald head and big black almond shaped eyes and greyish skin. They sometimes wear sombreros and disguise themselves like Mexicans.

    The Instructor
    Good to see you back RJ
  12. Subscriber venda
    Dave
    02 Nov '13 22:02
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    You can recognize the aliens by their bald head and big black almond shaped eyes and greyish skin. They sometimes wear sombreros and disguise themselves like Mexicans.

    The Instructor
    Have you hacked into my pc and looked at the photo's my miisis took of me in Mexico?
    My skin was more red than grey though(alchohol and sun)
  13. Standard member RJHinds
    The Near Genius
    03 Nov '13 00:42 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by The Gravedigger
    Good to see you back RJ
    I forgot again. Sorry. Can't help myself from joining in on a little joke. No posting on chess only matters however.

    The Instructor
  14. Subscriber 64squaresofpain On Vacation
    The drunk knight
    03 Nov '13 01:13
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    I forgot again. Sorry. Can't help myself from joining in on a little joke. No posting on chess only matters however.

    The Instructor
    stay with us, pleeaase I'll bake u cookies and let u beat me at a blitz game!

    The convincer