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venda
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Who is he? -the president of the world chess federation since 1995.
He believes the planet will be destroyed by aliens if people do not play enough chess!!!
What chance is there of promoting the game with someone like that in charge?
Apparently his presidency is being contested by none other than Gary Kasparov.

greenpawn34

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Millions of us play chess.

Have you seen any aliens....No.

It's working!

venda
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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Millions of us play chess.

Have you seen any aliens....No.

It's working!
Ah ,but would you recognise an alien?
They may have a cunning disguise.

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Fast and Curious

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Originally posted by venda
Ah ,but would you recognise an alien?
They may have a cunning disguise.
I heard they were skinny guys with carrying chessboards. Watch out.

ketchuplover
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The pieces are the aliens!

64squaresofpain
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The aliens invented en-passant

Marinkatomb
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Originally posted by 64squaresofpain
The aliens invented en-passant
I heard they invented the ARB chess system πŸ™„

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
I heard they invented the ARB chess system πŸ™„
If that exemplified their best thinking, they never would have made it to our planet. 😞

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Originally posted by venda
Ah ,but would you recognise an alien?
They may have a cunning disguise.
They're invisible. Except to other aliens.

RJHinds
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Originally posted by venda
Ah ,but would you recognise an alien?
They may have a cunning disguise.
You can recognize the aliens by their bald head and big black almond shaped eyes and greyish skin. They sometimes wear sombreros and disguise themselves like Mexicans.

The Instructor

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Originally posted by RJHinds
You can recognize the aliens by their bald head and big black almond shaped eyes and greyish skin. They sometimes wear sombreros and disguise themselves like Mexicans.

The Instructor
Good to see you back RJ

venda
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Originally posted by RJHinds
You can recognize the aliens by their bald head and big black almond shaped eyes and greyish skin. They sometimes wear sombreros and disguise themselves like Mexicans.

The Instructor
Have you hacked into my pc and looked at the photo's my miisis took of me in Mexico?
My skin was more red than grey though(alchohol and sun)

RJHinds
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Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Good to see you back RJ
I forgot again. Sorry. Can't help myself from joining in on a little joke. No posting on chess only matters however.

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64squaresofpain
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Originally posted by RJHinds
I forgot again. Sorry. Can't help myself from joining in on a little joke. No posting on chess only matters however.

The Instructor
stay with us, pleeaase πŸ™‚ I'll bake u cookies and let u beat me at a blitz game!

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