**** A HUSH fills the room ... ****
... as Luke Myster shows a white and black pawn to Fat Lady, preparing to draw for colors.
*** SMACK! ***
A black glove, drawn swiftly from Fat Lady's pocket, strikes Luke's cheek.
(The air is deathly quiet and the tension palpable)
Fat Lady's hand slowly reaches out, and, in an audacious gesture, considering Luke picked first....
...GRABS the black pawn.
Well met! Let us duel until only one remains.
Fat Lady and the Good Guys
Luke Myster and the Bad Guys
Luke Myster and the Bad Guys
White to move.
(With a grim smile, Head Lackey SwissGambit presses the clock.)
I suppose we have to wait to wait till our capitano plays the opening move.
Looks like I'll be up second. If he plays anything other than 1.e4 I'll sulk
like a child and sac the entire chess set.
And if anyone tries to fianchetto the White's King's Bishop I'll hunt them down
and gouge out their eyes with a blunt fork.
The same goes for the first person to retreat a piece.
Nothing goes backward, it's forward forward sac sac and mate.
Pep talk over - Good Luck.
Originally posted by greenpawn34I propose, grab, grab, prevent, counter attack, and mate. 😛
I suppose we have to wait to wait till our capitano plays the opening move.
Looks like I'll be up second. If he plays anything other than 1.e4 I'll sulk
like a child and sac the entire chess set.
And if anyone tries to fianchetto the White's King's Bishop I'll hunt them down
and gouge out their eyes with a blunt fork.
The same goes for the first per ...[text shortened]... iece.
Nothing goes backward, it's forward forward sac sac and mate.
Pep talk over - Good Luck.
See what happens 😛